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THE FIRST 10 YEARS

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23gr_kfmQ1o

“he just left in the middle of an argument” dump him “he rolls his eyes when I start to cry” dump him “we never agree on what movie to watch and we always go with his choice” dump him “when he’s mad he’ll stand up straight and tower over me” dump him “his friends make me uncomfortable” dump him “he didn’t appreciate the gift I made him” dump him “I don’t like that he drinks every day” dump him “sometimes he ignores what I said during sex unless I say it again” dump him “he told me he doesn’t like it when I wear my favorite sweater” dump him “he threw something when he got mad once” dump him “he won’t yell but sometimes he’ll just stop responding until I stop talking about it” dump him “he doesn’t want me to go to my friend’s parties without him, but he never wants to go” dump him “he pouts and says his last girlfriend did it for him” dump him “he plays pranks on me that I don’t like” dump him “he doesn’t think my jokes are very funny and makes fun of me for it” dump him “he wants me to wear more make up” dump him “he got angry that I cut my hair” dump him “he still hasn’t met my parents” dump him “he talks about me giving him kids, but we’ve never talked about our future” dump him “he whines that condoms don’t feel as good” dump him “I like having a boyfriend, but I have to put up with a lot for this one” dump him (:

scarytalescometrue

“She is constantly trying to start arguments over the smallest things” dump her “Every time I try to bring up something that’s bothering me she brushes it off and tells me to man up” dump her “She tells me I need to man up when I start to cry” dump her “She throws a fit when she doesn’t get her way” dump her “When she’s mad at me she makes herself out to be the victim to her friends even when I remained calm” dump her “She always complains about gifts I make her or buy her, saying it’s not good enough for her tastes” dump her “Sometimes she withholds sex until I give her what she wants” dump her “Sometimes she guilts me into having sex even when I don’t want to” dump her “She hits me or threatens to hit me when she gets mad or doesn’t get her way then tells me to man up, men are tougher than women” dump her “All she wants to do is party with her friends on my money” dump her “She is constantly comparing me to her ex(es)” dump her “She doesn’t let me have a say in the decorations in our home and gets mad if I make a suggestion” dump her “I like having a girlfriend but it’s a lot of work to make her happy” then dump her because she isn’t worth it!

Women can be manipulative and abusive, too!

musicalidiotthe3rd

If anyone, I mean ANYONE, says anything or does any of these things to you, DUMP THEM.

moonlightsdreaming

Disney’s Tangled | by M a s s o

justgotawesome

“Hiccup, they took my Meatlug!”

- HTTYD Quote of the Day

ikkol

vulture-jack

I signed it upside down cuz I was working on it upside down hueuehue.

vulture-jack

Oh my god I didnt sign it upside down i signed it backwards cuz I had the canvas flipped I am a mess.

weheartfandom

black panther (2018): a summary

justgotawesome

Sometimes I wish there were two of me. That… there… there are two of you! Is that another crack about my weight? No, I mean Gobber. He can be the other you.

softgloom

list of Moods I have:

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“this is the worst I’ve ever felt and I’ve never been sadder than this single moment in my whole life”

“this is the best I’ve ever felt and I’ve never been happier than this single moment in my whole life”

ANGER

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fear !!

dillydalleydoodle

Let’s make it our own, let’s savor it…

We go where no one goes– we slow for no one,

Get out of our way–!

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Remake of this print from last years Salt Lake Comic Con!

Now available for preorder!

justgotawesome

dragondingus

‪68 of 365: And so they danced‬ ~

dragondingus

‪69 of 365: beard!cup with a cape‬

howtodrawyourdragon

Headcanon that Astrid gets Hiccup in certain positions and situations for her own satisfaction.

Examples:

Claiming Hiccup dropped something to get him to bend over and give her a glorious view of the Booty™ and continuing to insist it’s ‘right there’ when he can’t find it.

Hiring the twins to soak Hiccup’s tunic in a prank and hides all his dry ones so he has no other choice but to walk around shirtless until he can retrieve his clothes.