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@divinecruel
#DIVINECRUEL ⸻ a portrayal of professor divus crewel of disney's twisted wonderland . interpretation pulled from the mobile game , manga , and anthology . primarily headcanon based . stuck in the new post editor . dressed up by retto . est 07.17.23 .
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experimentation is, in essence, verifying a hypothesis.
indie. priv. sel. divus crewel of twisted wonderland.
dressed by retto.
mentor/mentee vibes (because ur worth it–)
aka i really love the energy of this dynamic, but unfortunately this whole effort turned into me typing down actual dialogue that happened in my car while my poor father tried to teach me how to drive. but they make for fun threads! bon appetit!
from the mentor.
“ you’re doing it wrong. ”
“ would you like me to show you how to do it? ”
“ that… that’s not how you do it. ”
“ maybe this mentoring stuff requires patience that i don’t have. ”
“ keep doing it like that, and you’ll end up hurting yourself. ”
“ correct me if i’m wrong, but that’s not how i showed you to do it, is it? ”
“ okay, alright, look at me. you looking? do it exactly like i’m doing it. ”
“ move your feet, come on, you’ve got to move if you don’t want to end up flat on your ass again! ”
“ look… it’s progress, yeah? you’re better than you were before. ”
“ don’t beat yourself up; it’s a tricky move, nobody gets it right the first time. ”
“ okay, let’s… let’s try a different tactic. ”
“ you’re overthinking it. don’t think; just be in the moment. ”
“ stop, stop… alright. looking back on what you’ve just done, what do you think i’m going to say? ”
“ there’s definitely plenty of room for improvement. ”
“ ah… god, okay, don’t cry… it’s not as bad as it looks, you’re really not as bad at this as you think! ”
“ we’ll get there together. ”
“ okay. time for a break, yeah? let’s stop for now, catch a breath, we can come back to it later. ”
“ you obviously don’t enjoy any of this; why do you want me to teach you so badly? ”
“ i could teach you, if you’d like? ”
“ come on, like i showed you, remember? ”
“ feet apart, hands up; anticipate your opponent’s movements! ”
“ alright… don’t think about getting hit. this isn’t a fight. it’s a dance. you move in response and in anticipation of your opponent. ”
“ who the hell taught you to do that?! ”
“ that wasn’t terrible! you didn’t butcher it this time! ”
“ wake up. wake up, come on, up and at ‘em. you said you wanted to learn, so come on. up you get! ”
“ that was good! hell, that was brilliant! you knocked me off my feet! good job! ”
“ you need to stop worrying about hurting me. you gonna apologize and pay the hospital bills of whatever bad guy you go against next time? ”
“ i’m proud of you. ”
“ you’re doing great! “
from the mentee
“ can you teach me how to do that? “
“ i did it! “
“ okay, there’s no need to be dramatic, i wasn’t that bad! “
“ i AM trying. “
“ oh god, oh, i’m so sorry! did i hurt you? “
“ i need your help with this. okay? i can’t do this alone. “
“ you’re the expert, right? “
“ i’ve seen you fight; i wanna be as good as you! “
“ people’s lives are at stake if i lose. their blood’s gonna be on my hands, and it’ll be on yours, too, if you don’t help me. “
“ quit yelling at me, i’m trying my best! “
“ i’m doing it exactly like you told me to, and i’m still not getting it right. “
“ i don’t need a break! i need to keep going until i get this right! “
“ show me how you did it. “
“ i don’t know how. and you do. all i’m asking is for a few hours of training… please? “
“ that’s it. i quit! “
“ you’re a terrible teacher, you know that? “
“ you said you’d teach me. and i’m here to learn. so let’s go already. “
“ what’s the point?! i’m useless at this! “
“ this is pointless, i’m never going to be ready! “
quick divus headcanons ( most of these are subject to change as more lore is built up )
-divus is super old money, he's a trust fund babyyy - he so far has 6 classic cars: a 1954 austin sheerline limousine, a 1920 alvis speed drophead coupé, a 1974 panther de ville, a 1959 cadillac deville, a 1972 jaguar XKE, and a 1959 ferrari 250 gt. and yes he does have them painted in his signature black, white, and red color scheme. -he has one older sister, cecilia, two older brothers dezi and devano, and a younger sister, deimantė. he also has a niece, ivory ( from deimantė ), and a nephew, hunter ( from cecilia ) -He has a terrible relationship with all his siblings, like absolute dog shit, there is so much backstabbing, and one of them literally cut the breaks out of his car he doesn't know which one it was though (it was devano). -He fucking loves his niece and nephew though, he'd do anything for them. -Divus isn't invited to any of the family events but shows up fashionably late anyway because he's mainly there for the drama. -he is solely a wine drinker, if the wine isn't from the 50's-70's time period and isn't over 1k in price, he is not interested!!
kicks myself here again So i wanna try and actually be here so i'm gonna do some spring cleaning and delete some very old stuff.
Is Crewel a good driver or as road ragey as his movie counterpart? What movie do you take the most inspiration from? The classic original? The spin offs? The book? The disney channel series? The recentish remake?
hiiiii i'm totally answering this like years later, but
Divus is a terrible driver, he hasn't gotten into any crashes to be honest, but he gets road rage very easily and drives under the idea of "it's everyone ELSE'S job to look out for where I'm going, not mine." But Divus mainly takes inspo from the 1996 live action film for himself as a character, with what is presented to us in the game, it feels like a natural fit, considering it's a more modern Cruella. I have created some lore around him from the spin-off cartoons, twisting some siblings for him from Cruella's siblings and a nephew and niece as well, which i'll need to go more into detail later when I finalize everything.
literally why doesn't science club just wear their labwear. it's so funny to me
dam what if i came back
@divinecruel sent: dam is this a church bc boy making me want to repent 🧢😈😎🔥🐉🛹🤙💪
????? this is?? a bookshop??? it says so very clearly on the sign???
for those " has appeared" meme, divus can't do any of the options but just know he'll give you a firm interview handshake instead
/ OOC . * not me making a modern/fandomless verse and learning there's a spinoff of 101 dalmatians where cruella has a great-great nephew who was trapped in a shipping container for 6 months and cruella constantly threatens to throw him in it.
That one tiktok ppg audio were it's "where's bubbles?" "i bet she getting ready to be the prettiest girl at the party!" "yippie im gonna be the prettiest girl at the party!!"
But it's the staff going on a night out and waiting for crewel to finish getting ready
Never change, Trein, you old b-
divus is like borderline neutral, no leaning, on having kids but every time a student accidentally calls him dad he thinks about it the whole day like 'maybe i SHOULD have kids?' and then he's just like nah
/ OOC . * i'm too lazy to make a proper promo , but you should be a good puppy and reblog this promo if you want to interact with a DIVUS CREWEL of disney's twisted wonderland ? good pup .
