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you should read Trigun bro the main character is Jesus but also Cain and his genocidal ecoterrorist twin brother is Abel but also Lucifer at the same time. They're kind of Adam and Eve too but later on the evil twin is also Noah. The protagonist Jesus guy has a homoerotic friendship with a priest whose gun is shaped like a life-size cross and the priest guy is Judas but also The Bride Of Christ™. There's canon trans rep. Transhumanism too. DID rep. Physical disability rep. Did I mention Jesus has a huge ass and wears leather bondage fetish gear everywhere. The other most important characters are a couple of insurance agents. Somebody is named Midvalley the Hornfreak