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@hymnixide replied to your post.
Is that so? I was not aware he could be so adorably jealous.
it is adorable isnt it
the poor thing hell get over it eventually
He loves you too much to hold even the tiniest grudge. It is fun to watch him try, however.
@hymnixide replied to your post.
Is that so? I was not aware he could be so adorably jealous.
Something is happening. Hopefully, it is as amusing as it was at first glance.
Only one visitor at a time, if you don’t mind. I do not want Dave getting overwhelmed.
i can wait.
Thank you.
youre welcome. do i have to come alone or is someone else allowed to come with me?
It would be preferable for you to come alone, to keep Dave from being overwhelmed. However, if your partner is quiet, I suppose they can accompany you.
succmydirkubus replied to your post: Only one visitor at a time, if you don’t mind. I...
you are welcome to attempt to stop me from seeing him but i would advise against it.
I will not attempt to stop You. However you will be his visitor for today.
Only one visitor at a time, if you don’t mind. I do not want Dave getting overwhelmed.
i can wait.
Thank you.
Only one visitor at a time, if you don’t mind. I do not want Dave getting overwhelmed.
I can still hear you.
Someone is calling to me.
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SEND 💬 AND MY MUSE WILL SAY WHAT THEY REALLY THINK ABOUT YOURS.
Teutorigos. Technically, the other half of my being, though now I barely understand how we could have been one at all- The way he acts is foreign to me. I could wax poetic about how we are akin to night and day, the moon and the sun, Lucifer and God on a smaller scale, however… those comparisons are much too grand. We are here. As brothers perhaps, or twins if you must. Despite what he may tell you, we do agree on a few things. We are on one side together, and I cannot- will not- waste time or energy to fight someone who I should, by all accounts, get along amicably with.
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SEND 💬 AND MY MUSE WILL SAY WHAT THEY REALLY THINK ABOUT YOURS.
Lucifer is, while perhaps not a comfort per say, someone who I trust and respect. She led us all after we fell, even if she was not trying to. She has her sense of justice, even if it is triggered at odder things, and I do like that about her, almost as much as I like that she does not pity me for what most think I “lack” in the emotions department.She also allows me to live in hell for the low, low cost of existing. So that’s also favorable.
Send 💬 and my muse will say what they really think about yours.
No holding back!
The Last Words Of Famous Writers
When you’ve dedicated your life to words, it’s important to go out eloquently.
Ernest Hemingway: “Goodnight my kitten.” Spoken to his wife before he killed himself.
Jane Austen: “I want nothing but death.” In response to her sister, Cassandra, who was asking her if she wanted anything.
J.M Barrie: “I can’t sleep.”
L. Frank Baum: “Now I can cross the shifting sands.”
Edgar Allan Poe: “Lord help my poor soul.”
Thomas Hobbes: “I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap into the dark,”
Alfred Jarry: “I am dying…please, bring me a toothpick.”
Hunter S. Thompson: “Relax — this won’t hurt.”
Henrik Ibsen: “On the contrary!”
Anton Chekhov: “I haven’t had champagne for a long time.”
Mark Twain: “Good bye. If we meet—” Spoken to his daughter Clara.
Louisa May Alcott: “Is it not meningitis?” Alcott did not have meningitis, though she believed it to be so. She died from mercury poison.
Jean Cocteau: “Since the day of my birth, my death began its walk. It is walking towards me, without hurrying.”
Washington Irving: “I have to set my pillows one more night, when will this end already?”
Leo Tolstoy: “But the peasants…how do the peasants die?”
Hans Christian Andersen: “Don’t ask me how I am! I understand nothing more.”
Charles Dickens: “On the ground!” He suffered a stroke outside his home and was asking to be laid on the ground.
H.G. Wells: “Go away! I’m all right.” He didn’t know he was dying.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe: “More light.”
W.C. Fields: “Goddamn the whole fucking world and everyone in it except you, Carlotta!” “Carlotta” was Carlotta Monti, actress and his mistress.
Voltaire: “Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies.” When asked by a priest to renounce Satan.
Dylan Thomas: “I’ve had 18 straight whiskies…I think that’s the record.”
George Bernard Shaw: “Dying is easy, comedy is hard.”
Henry David Thoreau: “Moose…Indian.”
James Joyce: “Does nobody understand?”
Oscar Wilde: “Either the wallpaper goes, or I do.”
Bob Hope: “Surprise me.” He was responding to his wife asking where he wanted to be buried.
Roald Dahl’s last words are commonly believed to be “you know, I’m not frightened. It’s just that I will miss you all so much!” which are the perfect last words. But, after he appeared to fall unconscious, a nurse injected him with morphine to ease his passing. His actual last words were a whispered “ow, fuck”
Salvador Dali hoped his last words would be “I do not believe in my death,” but instead, they were actually, “Where is my clock?”
Emily Dickinson: “I must go in, the fog is rising.”
Tag yourself. I’m HG Wells.
I’m James Joyce
No, but no one is explaining Ibsen!!
He had been really fucking sick for days, and woke up from a feverish night. His nurse? Wife? Asked him if he was feeling better. He smiled, said “On the contrary!” And died.
Supreme power move from my man Ibsen.
@davemonofdeath replied to your post.
haha. funny. hell isnt half so boring.
hymnixide replied to your post: i suppose i exist.
now here is a surprise
nevermind, existing is a chore
and chores are mandatory
this is unpaid internship
hymnixide replied to your post: i suppose i exist.
now here is a surprise
nevermind, existing is a chore
i suppose i exist.
