Ask DIVORCED Rarity

A light hearted, horrid blog asking the recently divorced Rarity

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Darling… guess who’s back from JAAAAAIL!?

Hello everyone!

It’s almost been a whole year since my last post. Time really got away from me. I was gone because I was sick, and the doctors didn’t know what was wrong with me, and that took up a lot of my time (I’m all better now!). I also got a new IPAD, so expect WAAAAY better quality art. Most of the art on my blog was done on my phone and fingers (..well, hooves lol). Thank you for being so patient with me, and feel free to ask me anything!!

thank you,

Divorced Rarity

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So how long until the foal or foals arrive?

Shes being a bit... moody.

She is halfway through. Horses are pregnant for around 12 months.

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What's the names of your foals, Fluttershy?

A flashback!

(Sorry for the bad quality…)

Fluttershy has three fraternal triplets! The one with the red outline is her daughter, Apple Jacqueline (or Jackie, named after Apple Jack), the one with the pink outline is her daughter, Rosey Posey, and the one with the yellow outline is her son, Apple Spice.

no, Big Mac or Applejack are not the other parent. :)

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 100 likes!

It's only been three days!! Tysm everyone! I'll reply to more asks ASAP!

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How has the ruler of chaos, Discord, been lately?

"...."

Must not want to talk.

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working 🤯

I've been working on a few things, so hopefully I'll be drawing more of your questions soon. Feel free to leave more questions!

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 50 likes!

it’s only been a day! Ty all so much! ❤️❤️❤️

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Is the baby a alicorn?

“Sweet Celestia, I hope not…”

this is based off of some really cool DBZ fan art. It didn’t have a watermark. I don’t want to post it without permission or credit, but if you want to see it, I can always DM you the image.

This is non-canon btw :)

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Oh, okay, so if you actually told us who left you we'd all know you were guilty once he turned up murdered in the papers. I see how it is.

RARITY STOP IT

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"That does raise a good question. Who is the one bucking jerk wad male that left you with the bun in the oven, Rarity?"

I just replied to the first one I saw. I put all the similar ones in the piece.

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I'm guessing all of your friends are dating some pony and had foals of their own? Is Pinkie Pie married to Cheese Sandwich in this universe, Rarity?

Got bored when making the first comic page. 🪿

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Fluttershy, sorry for asking this but I just want to confirm since I can't tell from here, but are you pregnant as well?

Rarity fears she’ll get this… “babyfat”.

Sorry for the reuse of art. I’m drawing these two a bunch for a comic and I’m also doing a lot in my personal life. I’m also lazy honk shooo

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Fluttershy, do you need a hug?

Fluttershy is just trying to be a supportive friend! And midwife.

I changed her cutie mark to match her eyes. I personally like it, but if you guys want me to change it back to normal, I will.

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Let me guess. The stallion left you while you were pregnant?

She has returned! Rejoice! 🩷💛🧡

The divorce was pretty rough…

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Sorry for asking this, but are you pregnant?

But yes, she is. It’s a My Little Pony ask blog, of course she is! LMAO

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Gives u a banan

Simply divine.

Ain’t no way I was drawing a banana! Lazy, yes, cursed, yes.

tysm for the banana!

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That was rude of you, Rarity. You made Fluttershy cry.

Oops…

now she’s gone, damnit rarity.

thank you all for your questions! I’ll get to them asap! 🩷🩵