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laprasboat

im sorry did i hear him wrong or was dan complaining about phil saying he wouldn't love him if he were a worm??

pseudophan

2025 has a strong RING to it has me spiralling so bad

schroedingerscryptid

"shove your husband off a cliff" "yeah and it would be a shame if you fell off that chair now wouldn't it" ?

indiehowell

“it’s what you like” when the card was rawdogging……….WE SHOULD ALL KNOW LESS ABOUT EACH OTHERRRRRRR

emmathe82nd

The amount of insane quotes in this video:

P: I’m nervous, it’s big

P: not the first time I’ve said that

P: the start of a fan fiction there

P: do you think if we had periods we’d be on at the same time

D: no we’re joined by the sun currently

D: spank me, if you don’t ask you don’t get

D: this is a continuation from a lore bomb in a previous video

P: top or bottom

D: Phil’s already answered that question

D: we’ve just established this fact about him, when he dies we’re gonna put it on the Wikipedia

D: fucking around and we’re all finding out. Regret (I think this sums up this video)

D: what do you love

P: raw dogging

D: is this a funny video or is this traumatizing (I don’t even know anymore)

D: Phil look them in the eyes, this is a canon continuation from the last round well what are you Phil?

P: a power bottom

D: what does the power bottom say?

P: fuck me hard

D: hit me I’m phil trash #1 I’m ready

D: open can

P: you just said I’m phil trash #1 before you said that, open my can!

And then they just slap each other at the end

loveinstreams

what the fuck did I just watch

phlondsbian

0 days since the last time dan complained about a rumor he started

awh0reforlouist91

what are you phil? a "pour bot hem" and what does he say? "fog mi heart" is a conversation i didn't want to be a part of

emmathe82nd

“This is when people are like there was that funny card and phil read it out so now we’ve just established this fact about him.”

Umm excuse me??? Excuse me Mr. “This one goes out to you Phil”? We didn’t “establish” this fact because Phil read out a funny card! It’s because you said “this one goes out to you Phil” and now you have to deal with the consequences. How does it feel? Was it worth it to beat all the bottom allegations in your assumptions video? Was it dan??

erikagrape

what do you love, phil? excuse me.

dansleftthigh

okay but what on earth did dnp answer to that interviewers question to make them, probably an hour or more later, pick up the phone and call him like "actually maybe dont put that in there" like??? bros chill OUT

ourchunkysalsa

i believe they’ve become a couple ☝️🩷🏳️‍🌈 i’m not sure 🤔 if they’ve gotten married 👰🏻👰🏻 but uh ❌🏳️‍🌈 they may have gotten married 🤔💍or they may just be like 🤷😕 going steady 🤔🥰👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨but they’re a 😁😆 terrific pair of comic lads👯