"RPF IS OK" - AMAZINGPHIL

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[phortgage]

hello dan and phil games rpf winners.

[dpdailyupdate]

DanAndPhil on Instagram/TikTok!

23 July 2026

[bluebirdlester]

dan SO truly lacks object permanence like he was talking all his shit about how quiff phil doesnt even exist, who was that, only blond phil and emo phil are real, then three seconds into ii starting he's like WHO IS THIS HANDSOME MAN......

[sleepyslag]

they're gonna hard launch that they drunkenly got married in vegas a decade ago <3 unrelated to the infamous vegas vlog which we have now seen of course.

[phloodle]

posting this for myself lol

[sexynugget]

it's the opening night of the hard launch tour. you take your seat as the pre-show Playlist plays. eventually, the 2009 song blares through the speakers. everyone is screaming and crying all of the lyrics. the next song is welcomed to the black parade. near the end of the song, a screen on the stage is blacklit. the sillohuettes of 2 figures walk towards each other. one of them is holding a flag. as they meet in the middle, they embrace and kiss. phannies are fainting left and right. those who remain conscious start chanting "phan is real!!!!!" as the screen lifts you realize that the two people are phil....and.....and....a woman????? phil is making out with a woman and holding the straight pride flag????????? phil screams "we weren't meant to see that!!" and the power shuts off. the doors lock. no one can escape.

[tothelightsource]

PISSING MYSELF HAHAHAH

[pipdip-dots]

what if your house was FLOODED and your minecraft pj pants BROKE and you got COPYRITE STRIKE from YOURSELF and your BOYFRIEND wasn’t a LAWYER and you were GAY

[totally-srs-all-the-time]

I knew this interview was gonna be peak when the interviewer opened with such confidence, it cut to the first set of clips, then it cut back to him and his face went through three different expressions before he could say the next sentence

[raw-moonstone]

the phannie producers of that news segment had a meeting where they decided to throw pinof and sister daniel in the interviewer's face and tell him nothing

[celinooks]

Oh my god, if they actually get married at any point, Dan *is* gonna say it was because of practical reasons only. I hate them.

[dandp]

Inb4 they get married within the next couple years and Dan steadfastly argues that it was just for the financial security

[phight-club]

Dan, he asked if being a youtuber pays well, not if you needed to marry Phil to get his inheritance 😭

[diphowell]

Dan asking Phil on the phod if he’ll get money when he dies vs Dan saying in this interview that they don’t get each others money if they’re not married. I am sensing a pattern here.

dan is only with phil for his money 😔

[blondephil]

actually so fucking funny to play gay chicken with your boyfriend on camera while pretending you’re straight. no one was doing it like them.

[lesbiphannie]

phil’s completely deadpan delivery of ‘would you have stalked his youtube channel’ is killing me off

[dansasterology]

post hiatus pre hl dan was so interesting bc that bitch would literally go “phil eats ass” like he was telling us the time but the moment phil asks “when do you dream about me?” he starts to blush stutter sweat shake voice quivering etc.