till the end of the line

certified™ garbage

[deltasniper1000-rises]

Bro a fucking line????? At fucking WALMART!?

This COVID19 shit need to be over by June or I'm going to have to intervene.

[yankee-flatline]

What are you gonna do?

[deltasniper1000-rises]

[kodaksnacks-blog]

[thebootydiaries]

pretty girls: id rather be called beautiful than hot

me: lol ill take what i can get

[catchymemes]

[im-the-batmann]

[eyelid-movies-deactivated202301]

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

[straightboyfriend]

[weirdnessisgood]

[overblush]

i don know shit yall!!!! im jus out here 

[ayymoe-deactivated20181114]

PSA!!!!

if 👏🏼 you 👏🏼 ain’t 👏🏼 got 👏🏼 no 👏🏼 money 👏🏼 take 👏🏼 your 👏🏼 broke 👏🏼 ass 👏🏼 home! 👏🏼

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

No one has seen you look worse than the gas station closest to your house.

[catchymemes]

[thebootydiaries]

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food

me: can i have some

[slothgangang]

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: yes

[boomstab-papa]

[2-shane-s]

when the whole squad ugly as shit

[wadey-wilson]

do u ever realise that you’re gonna be an adult for the rest of your life

[coffeeandmoorland]

There are so many other words in the english language and you just had to go and say these

[lmaonade]

lmao excuse my language but reese’s penis butter cups lol 

[mikeyjamesk]

me: *doesn’t hear from best friend for a day*

me: omg are we drifting? we’re drifting. I don’t know what is happening in your life. I’m so out of touch. We don’t know each other anymore. What is our friendship?

[dankmemeuniversity]