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[dj-kidmurder]

What up tumblr

[theunitaskersmke]

Tide Pods (2018)

[dj-kidmurder]

hi i never post on this anymore and i have a band

[paper-mario-wiki]

Visit Original Link

[jeffgerstmann]

Top 5 rappers in the game right now?

Alive:Odama Two-FiveTruckyBig LentilJim DavisPengo

Bonus Rest In Power:Young CreepeeHan DoloNon-$en$eRobert VaughnLil Muddy

[spaghettiettietti-deactivated20]

[butchlesbianfozziebear-deactiva]

This transcends languages

[dasagoo]

iconic

[jasper-rolls]

water. *sound of bottles hitting the desk* hey teens do you waah…freshy? water. water. ng…teens, i love an nice col- okay. hey teens, who stYEAHHHH WATERRRR!!! *griffins feet shuffling as he dabs silently*

[expcake]

someone: so what’s your biggest fear?

me:

[wallace-and-gromit-deactivated2]

[grown-ups-2-blog]

Reblog if you love “family dinner time.”    

[rockodile-deactivated20181110]

You’re a bitch because you don’t have this url

[jeffgerstmann]

https://www.reddit.com/r/giantbomb/comments/6p470p/jeff_predicts_the_hot_memes_for_the_next_three/

[sadprincegirl]

Sheila E. on the red carpet at the ‘Purple Rain’ premiere | July 27 ‘84

[darlingnisi]

Me.

[durbikins]

when you go to the dentist and they turn that fucking light on

[astrobstrd]

@themightymightybosstones Your wish has been granted against my better judgment 

[trashg0d-deactivated20180217]

It’s too early for this

[spitblaze]

[bransonreese]

[notcaycepollard]

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

[serpentking456]

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

[bransonreese]

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

[severepaperhideout-deactivated2]

But buddy.

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))

[bransonreese]

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

[rudolph-the-rednosed-reinqueer]

There👏🏼 are👏🏼 different👏🏼 types👏🏼 of👏🏼 sharks👏🏼

[bransonreese]

and 👏 they’re 👏 all 👏 smooth👏

[existentialismandmakeup]

I think about this post a lot

[paulftompkins]

BRANSON IS THE GREATEST

[contac]

[dj-kidmurder]

I love this song

[jeffgerstmann]

Do you ever wonder how big Ben's dick is?

The question haunts me on a daily basis, yes.

[durbikins]