I never thought I'd turn out to be a fat, bisexual, autistic, satanist nurse with ADHD but at this point it feels like a natural evolution.
DEAR READER
Claire Keane
Cosmic Funnies

Love Begins

pixel skylines

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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todays bird
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
trying on a metaphor
noise dept.

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

Discoholic 🪩
Keni
we're not kids anymore.

Kaledo Art
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
seen from Morocco

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@djbizarre
I never thought I'd turn out to be a fat, bisexual, autistic, satanist nurse with ADHD but at this point it feels like a natural evolution.
Waiting for an answer
Well? Is it?
I don’t know. Nobody knows. Not on here or on Twitter or Facebook or Instagram or anywhere. He does not appear to have any social media.
And, for the curious:
Twitter I'm @Neilhimself
Facebook I'm @NeilGaiman
Instagram I'm @Neilhimself
All with links.
What's your tumblr though?
I'm obviously not on Tumblr. I do not appear to have any social media.
facebook down, twitter down, tumblr emerges from the radioactive wasteland to claim its throne
Caption:
[Person 1: WALL-E and EVE are both nonbinary.
Person 2: What are you talking about? Keep your... Liberal politics out of my kid’s movie. WALL-E’s a boy and EVE is a girl.
Person 1: But they’re... they’re robots. They don’t have genitals.
Person 2: Yeah but like WALL-E is square and does construction and EVE is like feminine and sexy looking.
Person 1: So, gender is a matter of presentation and expression, not a matter of biology.
Person 2: No! Gender’s just about your genitals.
Person 1: Then, WALL-E’s nonbinary. He doesn’t have genitals.
Person 2: No, WALL-E’s a boy.
Person 1: Then gender is a matter of expression an-
Person 2: No! Gender is just biological!
Person 1: Then WALL-E doesn’t have a gender
Person 2: No! He’s a boy robot!
Person 1: Look I don’t have anything going on. I can do this all day.]
reblog to pack a bowl for the person you reblogged from
Facebook, Instagram and Whatsapp being down for, like, the 4th time this year, while this hellsite keeps running jerkily but inexorably since the start of time
My heart is broken 💔
Yall I thought it was just me 😅
Never has this gif been more appropriate
A vegetable is a social construct.
I feel like this was probably originally a ketamine joke but here we are…
These ten ducklings were found orphaned and they were brought to a pet duck called Stella who had just hatched nine of her own two weeks prior. She immediately claimed the ten as her own.
via @thesassyducks instagram
(Source)
she released those babies like a ramen flavour packet
love how stella swims over like “oh shit i must’ve misplaced these ten whole babies!”
Love how the li’l ramen flavor packets swim over like ‘oh shit that must be mom, she’s mom-shaped’
found-family speedrun
New offspring just dropped.
hey if ur lgbt rb this with ur orientation and ur fave soda
[A white fortune cookie paper with black text on the front and an icon of a bee. It reads: You will soon gain something you have always desired.]
That third tri insomnia be hitting tonight. It's gonna be a long month.
When you try to Google Tony Hawk but accidentally type in Tiny Hawk
(Source)
Tony the Tiny Hawk?!
Bread thief. (via lexiyounng)
That is the funniest fucking response to anything I’ve ever seen in my life ever