DJ Bizarre: Life on Shuffle

Hello! I'm Bekah, RN, BSN BAPH. She/Her. Enjoy my sense of humor.

[djbizarre]

I never thought I'd turn out to be a fat, bisexual, autistic, satanist nurse with ADHD but at this point it feels like a natural evolution.

[lycaniums-room]

Waiting for an answer

[neil-gaiman]

Well? Is it?

I don’t know. Nobody knows. Not on here or on Twitter or Facebook or Instagram or anywhere. He does not appear to have any social media.

[neil-gaiman]

And, for the curious:

Twitter I'm @Neilhimself

Facebook I'm @NeilGaiman

Instagram I'm @Neilhimself

All with links.

[theequeerstrian]

What's your tumblr though?

[neil-gaiman]

I'm obviously not on Tumblr. I do not appear to have any social media.

[thisisnotfortears-deactivated20]

facebook down, twitter down, tumblr emerges from the radioactive wasteland to claim its throne

[lgbt-tiktoks]

Caption:

[Person 1: WALL-E and EVE are both nonbinary.

Person 2: What are you talking about? Keep your... Liberal politics out of my kid’s movie. WALL-E’s a boy and EVE is a girl.

Person 1: But they’re... they’re robots. They don’t have genitals.

Person 2: Yeah but like WALL-E is square and does construction and EVE is like feminine and sexy looking.

Person 1: So, gender is a matter of presentation and expression, not a matter of biology.

Person 2: No! Gender’s just about your genitals.

Person 1: Then, WALL-E’s nonbinary. He doesn’t have genitals.

Person 2: No, WALL-E’s a boy.

Person 1: Then gender is a matter of expression an-

Person 2: No! Gender is just biological!

Person 1: Then WALL-E doesn’t have a gender

Person 2: No! He’s a boy robot!

Person 1: Look I don’t have anything going on. I can do this all day.]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[wyndryga]

reblog to pack a bowl for the person you reblogged from

[lost-on-t-umblr]

Facebook, Instagram and Whatsapp being down for, like, the 4th time this year, while this hellsite keeps running jerkily but inexorably since the start of time

[englishfairylights-deactivated2]

My heart is broken 💔

[djbizarre]

Yall I thought it was just me 😅

[ramnamsatyahai-deactivated20210]

[sloth-incarnate]

Never has this gif been more appropriate

[gem-femme]

A vegetable is a social construct.

[depsidase]

[gunsandfireandshit]

I feel like this was probably originally a ketamine joke but here we are…

[thesassyducks]

These ten ducklings were found orphaned and they were brought to a pet duck called Stella who had just hatched nine of her own two weeks prior. She immediately claimed the ten as her own. 

via @thesassyducks​ instagram

(Source)

[kindness-and-sunshine]

she released those babies like a ramen flavour packet

[kelssiel]

love how stella swims over like “oh shit i must’ve misplaced these ten whole babies!”

[azzandra]

Love how the li’l ramen flavor packets swim over like ‘oh shit that must be mom, she’s mom-shaped’

[lurlur]

[flipocrite]

found-family speedrun

[scrubjayspeaks]

New offspring just dropped.

[snowangelalbum]

hey if ur lgbt rb this with ur orientation and ur fave soda

[fortuneaday]

[A white fortune cookie paper with black text on the front and an icon of a bee. It reads: You will soon gain something you have always desired.]

[djbizarre]

That third tri insomnia be hitting tonight. It's gonna be a long month.

[anexperimentallife]

[babyanimalgifs]

When you try to Google Tony Hawk but accidentally type in Tiny Hawk

(Source)

[sarapsys]

[dogsuffrage]

Tony the Tiny Hawk?!

[thenatsdorf]

Bread thief. (via lexiyounng)

[wannabe-british-fangirl]

[blind-to-the-world]

That is the funniest fucking response to anything I’ve ever seen in my life ever