D.J.

A blog full of a fae's bullshit

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[dogsrulepeopledrool]

Source

[cryoverkiltmilk]

#the ancient texts

... My reblog was only six years ago!

[anphivenas]

Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs

[animepopheart]

★ 【JLT4̴͇̓n̶͊̐】 「 Happy birthday Nijika-chan 」  ✔ republished w/permission  ☆ follow our YT interview show! 

[hometoursandotherstuff]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydx34kzlvo

[runcibility]

"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."

three. liters.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

i support women's wrongs

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

[pigeon-butch]

what a good nest

[my-dailydreams]

[animepopheart]

★ 【Guanbyeol】 「 Zhuang Fangyi 」  ✔ republished w/permission  ☆ follow our YT interview show! 

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[status-quo-hater]

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@jorality

[jorality]

We know who has all the brain cells

[arsnof]

It makes the dream work

[naamahdarling]

Being smart enough to know when to consult and listen to someone more knowledgeable is in fact quite smart! Many humans cannot manage this!

[kinavu]

Bro. Just found out that death valley is a real actual place in america. what the fuck. I thought they made that up for the fall out boy song

[kinavu]

Been listening to this song for 10 years man i thought they were just being edgy

[kinavu]

Enjoyment of song severely gone down since finding out that death valley is Not in fact a strange mythical land full of nihilistic emos having sex all the time or smth and is actually a real place that is 1 day and some hours away by flight and would cost around ₹89k to reach :(

[kinavu]

This is so fucked up.

[tanoraqui]

Ironically, America does ALSO include a “strange mythical [desert] land full of nihilistic emos having sex”; it’s just that instead of “all the time” it’s a week-long annual festival called Burning Man which takes place every late August/early September in the Black Rock Desert in Nevada (the state next to the state where Death Valley is). Yes, of COURSE the name comes from the giant humanoid effigy that they burn every year, amidst taking a lot of drugs and having a lot of sex.

[nooodlegod]

🍡🐍 Strong gf 💪

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[sisterofsylandri]

I just wanna see if this is a familial trait or she's projecting a little bit.

Campaign 4, Episode 26 - Council of Heroes

[thememedaddy]

me🥦irl

[whitepeopletwitter]

[maternal-space-person]

@thejwilightzone 

[anoctopus]

“How do you live with yourself?” “I’m not sure you get vampires.”

[animepopheart]

★ 【drmy】 「 Fern 」  ✔ republished w/permission  ☆ follow our YT interview show! 

[anxietyproblem]