DJ Flutterguy

Official DJ Flutterguy. I make music for people of all ages. I also reblog and post some random things and anime stuffs. Enjoy.

[twitterlols]

[fuiru]

“One of my favourite Steve Jobs stories was the time the engineers working on the iPod brought their finished prototype to him in his office. He said it was too big, they needed to make it smaller. They said it was as small as they could make it, it couldn’t be made any smaller. So he took the prototype over to his aquarium and dropped it in. The iPod sank to the bottom, and as it did, tiny little bubbles came out. ‘See those bubbles,’ he asked. ‘They’re air inside the iPod. Make it smaller.’

“Another story about Steve Jobs was when they brought the prototype for the iPad 2 to his office. The engineers told him it was faster than the first iPad. He took it over to his aquarium and dropped it in. ‘Look how slowly it sank,’ he told them. ‘Make it faster.’

“One time a newly hired intern had been sent out to get Steve a sandwich. When she brought it to him, he looked at it. ‘I thought I ordered the beef on rye,’ he asked. She told him it was indeed beef on rye. He took it over to his fish tank and dropped it in. ‘Does that look like beef on rye?’

“He was always dropping things in that fish tank. We couldn’t stop him. We told him he had to stop, he wouldn’t listen. It was full of stuff that shouldn’t be in an aquarium.

“The fish had all died years ago. One had been crushed under an early generation iMac. The others were all poisoned. He didn’t care.

“It got to the point where there was no room for anything in the fish tank. When we emptied it after he died, we found a body in there. We never found out who it was.”

[bunnyreese12]

[juggalokomaeda]

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i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter

the result is this garbage

[red3blog]

I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case I’m actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.

[staff]

[exeggcute]

the holiday season is almost upon us and I’d like to bring back this absolute fucking monstrosity of an audio file

[sizvideos]

[jhameia]

tonight’s aesthetic: Cookie Monster philosophizing in an art museum

[aur-eliaa]

This just changed my life.

[kurotsuchi-sterling]

The lasagne one has opened my eyes

[pinkstarpirate]

Stop it, cookie monster. Stop it. You are unraveling the truth of my entire universe.

[weatheredlaw]

i taught swim lessons and preschool, do y’all wanna hear the most ridiculous white kid names i’ve ever seen?

[weatheredlaw]

i’ve met at least a dozen children named some form of “jackson” but the best ones were “jaxon” and “jakson” 

a parent who i really liked named her son “jaycob” because she was worried people wouldn’t pronounce it correctly. when someone accidentally spelled it “jacob” she would loudly and obnoxiously ask “WHO’S JAH-KOBE?” 

two siblings named “thor” and “tiara”

i once had a classroom with four girls named “brooklyn”

if you sent me a list of popular boy names, i could guarantee i’ve met every single one of them

twin girls named paisley and brinley

a girl named reader

a boy named rocko

keighleey

kayde

kolten

if it can start with a “k” instead of a “c” i have met that child

brittalynn 

i taught a swim class with three girls named “london” but only one of them was spelled “lundon” and i know my boss did that to me on purpose

a couple named all their kids after places in arizona: tatum, payson, and hayden

and speaking of hayden, i’ve seen: haydon, heighden, and heydon 

according to some white people, there are sixteen different ways to spell mckenzie

lakelyn, blakelynn 

[a-daks]

this is white culture

[thenatsdorf]

“I told her she wouldn’t like salt & vinegar chips.” (via julsmadison)

[toonskribblez]

it’s the cat version of this dog gif!

[paperstorm]

Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the ridiculousness of American pro-gun arguments. x x

[redhead4eyes]

Welp

[puyopuyo]

i wish i lived in the sims, i could just be like “ooh, shooba wormie!” and eat a sandwich

[pondwitch]

you wanna know how fucked up elder scrolls is? i’ll tell you how fucked up elder scrolls is. heres how fucking fucked up elder scrolls is

[pondwitch]

dwarves are taller than humans

[dat-soldier]

Orcs are elves

[9th-level-spell]

A regular house cat can give birth to something that can grow into a 10 ft giant cat man with hopes and aspirations.

[pristinepastel]

lizards grow on fUCKIN TREES

[catchymemes]

[gahdamnpunk]

She didn’t have to flex this hard 😤😤

[screenshotsofdespair]

[warui-ko-chan-deactivated201902]

Only 90′s kids will remember

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via taylor_welker)

[pocket-monica]

“Whuddup Brenda it’s been a hot minute since I last seen you!”

“Hold on, I have to take this. Hewwo? Pikachu? :3”

“Brenda, What the fuck? I was talking to you and your just gonna whip out your Pokeyman like that? Right in front of my salad?”

[kingjaffejoffer]

White folk make Mac & Cheese

[novembersol]

CRAKMBDWEUYZE DTUSE!!!!

[tattedwilson]

This pissed me off.

[virgomoncler]

[versacethotty]

how did yall miss the best reaction?

[polynesia-deactivated20240207]

tumblr post

user 1: omg what if trees made oxygen that we can breathe

user 2: Omg hahahaha *tags five people*

user 3: *rupaul drag race gif*

user 4: Actually, this really happens! Trees release oxygen when they use energy from sunlight to make glucose from carbon dioxide and water. Like all plants, trees also use oxygen when they split glucose back down to release energy to power their metabolisms. Source

user 5: This is why i have Tumblr. Thank you science side tumblr.

user 6: If there is ever a day where I dont reblog this then execute me