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Djohariah Olvera, human, 28

[djohariah-almighty]

Bottle Up And Explode! | Djohariah & Matilda

[djohariah-almighty]

matildahunt:

  “Thank you! I said the same thing. I am not a child and he doesn’t have the right to treat me this way” She sniffled wiping her eyes. “I hate this. I was just trying to help people and he is acting like i attempted to kill myself or something” she sniffled.” I like being Saint Matilda as well. Though I am not a Saint my any means. I am just a nice person”

“I know,” she says, her expression soft. “You’re a kind and caring person and I love that about you. It’s a good thing, not a bad thing, and he’s not being fair by treating you like a child. You can do the right thing and still be able to protect yourself.”

[djohariah-almighty]

heath-llewellyn:

“Good to know, cause I was kind of worried. “ Heath replied rubbing the back of his had. “ Hobbies? Not many to be honest. I mean I used to have a lot, but the last couple of years have somewhat stunted it. “

That was... actually disarmingly adorable, which is not something she can say about a lot of dudes. “Last couple of years? Like, you had some rough ones I’m guessing?”

[djohariah-almighty]

nolanchase:

“Yeah okay, fair enough. Super gay, lesbian, got it, I won’t try making a move. Are you a beer drinker or more of a wine girl?”

“Beer! Or wine, if it comes in a bag. Or Popov.” :D!

[djohariah-almighty]

warlockxgarrett:

“Stuff like that makes me a firm believer in karma then.”

“We’ll see. I don’t know what Canadians like in their sushi so who knows, with some finagling it might get really successful. Which is pretty upsetting.”

[punkshitposts]

youre not punk unless u lose all your hearing by age 25

[cocainesocialist]

Squatters open oligarch's empty London property as homeless shelter

A veteran group of squatters has occupied an empty £15m central London property purchased by a Russian oligarch in 2014 and opened it as a homeless shelter.

Tom Fox, 23, one of the squatters, said: “It is criminal that there are so many homeless people and at the same time so many empty buildings. Our occupation is highlighting this injustice.”

New rough sleeper figures published this week have revealed an increase of 16%from last year, to more than 4,000.

More than 200,000 homes have been empty for more than six months, according to new government figures.

good. shit.

[punkshitposts]

youre not a REAL PUNK unless you have the SEPERATED HEADS of at least 10 popular POP singers HANGING ON YOUR WALL because liking POP MUSIC is a SIN that must be PUNISHED

[djohariah-almighty]

Bottle Up And Explode! | Djohariah & Matilda

[djohariah-almighty]

matildahunt:

  “ During the snow storm, I volunteered to go on a search party to go check out this house with lights in it. Damien found out and found out what happened and got mad at me. He told me to stop being such a saint and that I was stupid for putting myself in danger “ she said rubbing her eyes and sighing softly.

“Wow,” she says, her eyes widening a little. “Wait. I must have missed the part where you were enchanted back into being a child who needs protecting from everything. You’re a grown lady! What does he think he’s doing trying to run your life?” She shakes her head. “And for the record, I like Saint Matilda a lot.”

[djohariah-almighty]

nolanchase:

“What, you thought I was only inviting you over to try and get into your pants? What kinda guy do you take me for?”

“Really? Are you really going to try to play it off like I have no good reason to make sure I clearly communicate with some guy whose house I’m about to go to for dinner?”

[djohariah-almighty]

heath-llewellyn:

“Wait is that what it’s called? Yeah I definitely will”

She chuckles, shaking her head. “Nah. It’s just kind of a nickname I guess. I think I’d call it classic rock more generally. Uh.... what kinda hobbies do you have?”

[warlockxgarrett]

“That moment when you’re still not over your favorite childhood candy shop being turned into a sushi joint.”

[djohariah-almighty]

“That place used to sell candy? Huh. They should’ve stuck to candy, they’re awful at sushi.”

[of-pugs-and-men]

[punkshitposts]

I present you the punk genders

[djohariah-almighty]

heath-llewellyn:

“Interesting. Pretty much the usual I guess.  A lot of classic rock, a lot of Zeppelin, you know? I mean I have nothing offhand yet, but I will definitely let you know, even it’s to just say I’m doing fine”

“Ohhh, so you’re a cock rock bro! Gotcha. That’s cool. Alright for sure, yeah hit me up whenever.”

[djohariah-almighty]

nolanchase:

“You latina’s know your way around a kitchen, that’s for sure. I’d invite you to have dinner with me if I didn’t think you were gonna slap me for that comment.”

“Well... I mean... I haven’t gotten to have cooking like mama’s in a while... so I’m considering... s’long as you know I’m super, super gay. As in actually a lesbian.”

[djohariah-almighty]

Bottle Up And Explode! | Djohariah & Matilda

[djohariah-almighty]

matildahunt:

  Matilda leaned into her embrace and rested her face against her collarbone. her Body leaning against the other for support. “ Not like this…Damien and i have never fought like this” she sniffled and rubbed her eyes. “ We don’t fight like this. I have never seen him so bitter before” She said softly as she just curled up in Djohariah’s arms. 

  “ I slapped him…I can’t believe I actually slapped him…I have never hit him before…He was being just such an unreasonable asshole” she sniffled softly as she just rested against her. “ I knew he would be upset about the search party. But I never thought he would hate me for it…I can’t help it who I am. Yet he resents me for it…Maybe if I had been more of a monster he wouldn’t have abandoned me so much…” she said sadly. She knew none of this would make sense to her beloved but at this point none of it made sense to her ether. 

“Oh wow...” She says quietly, petting her hair gently, soothing her. She actually slapped him, which sounds like this was really a big thing that’s going to change a lot of the dynamic there between them. She doesn’t know the guy too well but she’s feeling like she might want to give him a piece of her mind. Then again, she should probably know a little more about what’s happening.

“Wait, okay. Start at the beginning. What search party?”

[leviathan-supersystem]

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