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[maykitz]

dark half of the year initiated

[maykitz]

bright half of the year initiated

[todaysbird]

Careful with birding you can become addicted to noticing beauty in everything and appreciating nature

BEWARE OF THIS!!

[maydei]

yyyyyyyo um to any of my peeps still out there… pretty sure my twitter got deleted somehow, which is a huge bummer??? i’m still getting back into the swing of things and everything…. but any homies, just know i missed y’all while i was away from social media. it’s been a wild few years.

[maydei]

being on main with me irl is truly an experience

[maydei]

thank you to andrew hozier for the Making Headlines Playlist’s Greatest Hits, aka Unreal Unearth Tour

[maydei]

Visit Original Link

Safety-Pin Sweethearts — twofallenkings

[maydei]

Visit Original Link

A Special Child (revised) — maydei

[maydei]

Bored? Quarantined? Need a really, REALLY long fic (like 445k) to take your mind off things?

If you like your Hannigram with sugar daddy vibes, glitz and glamour, slow burn, long-game murder courting, an introspective take on gender identity, a ferocious and slightly feral Will Graham, & a plot-heavy spiral into chaos (with a happy ending)... 👠💋

✨ Making Headlines might be for you! Read it here on AO3! ✨

[niceven1]

Everyone needs to go read this, it is soooo very good!!!

[maydei]

babe 🥺🥹💜💜 thank you 🙏🏻

[dohrnaira]

I don’t know how to describe this? It’s what happens when you read this amazing fic by @maydei and you realize your Loveless artbook survived all these years and you need an idea to practice and somehow Viktor ends up channeling Soubi (it’s the hair and the bandages) and…

Voilà

[maydei]

I AM ABSOLUTELY DIGGING THIS ENERGY FOR MY LOVE VITYA MOTHERFUCKIN NIKIFOROV 💜💜💜💜

AMAZING ARTWORK LUV (and don’t worry i still have all my OG Loveless manga from a million years ago, too, lmfao)

[maydei]

Bored? Quarantined? Need a really, REALLY long fic (like 445k) to take your mind off things?

If you like your Hannigram with sugar daddy vibes, glitz and glamour, slow burn, long-game murder courting, an introspective take on gender identity, a ferocious and slightly feral Will Graham, & a plot-heavy spiral into chaos (with a happy ending)... 👠💋

✨ Making Headlines might be for you! Read it here on AO3! ✨

[polyglotplatypus]

that feeling when you get that *italian hand* good doctor

[maydei]

Bored? Quarantined? Need a really, REALLY long fic (like 445k) to take your mind off things?

If you like your Hannigram with sugar daddy vibes, glitz and glamour, slow burn, long-game murder courting, an introspective take on gender identity, a ferocious and slightly feral Will Graham, & a plot-heavy spiral into chaos (with a happy ending)... 👠💋

✨ Making Headlines might be for you! Read it here on AO3! ✨

[maydei]

My petty peeve as an Appliance Person in Hannibal fandom is how I’ve seen Hannibal’s kitchen written. Hannibal Lecter would not have four stoves, especially not if you mean four standard 30″ residential-grade ranges. Hannibal Lecter doesn’t own GE or Frigidaire. Dear god, I have proven myself wrong.

In a perfect world, Hannibal Lecter would have a 60″ Viking Professional 5 Series side-by-side Dual Fuel double oven with Vari-Simmer and SureSpark ignition system and true European convection. 

Hannibal Lecter has 30″ double convection wall ovens and a 1200 CFM externally-vented Viking  wall-mount hood with telescopic flue for his vaulted ceilings an external blower.

Hannibal has a Regency 36″ commercial grade stainless basin sink. Maybe two Fisher & Paykel 36″ dishwasher drawers, though money’s on the bet he’d shell out for a few of the narrower Bosch instead because Bosch is the golden standard of dishwashers. 

Hannibal Lecter owns a microwave, except it’s a stainless-interior convection combination built-in with a 30″ stainless trim kit.

Hannibal Lecter obviously has a 36″ built-in panel-ready Sub-Zero refrigerator and freezer with anti-microbial air purification system. 

Hannibal Lecter’s kitchen appliances cost somewhere between $75k-$100k.

Hannibal has exactly one range, and it is the best damn range that money can buy. And he sighs absently while he reviews the quarterly release of new appliances, and likely thinks about adding in the Bosch 24″ built-in coffee maker. But alas, there is something so timeless about his gravity siphon that he simply can’t bring himself to do it.

After all, you can’t mess with perfection.

Hannibal Lecter owns exactly one inexpensive appliance: the 20 cu. ft. chest freezer he bought with cash, nearly twenty years ago. The man who sold it to him never learned his name. It weighs close to two hundred pounds and is very likely lead-lined, with a rusty but functional lock. The key resides hidden in Hannibal’s wine cellar; the freezer itself behind a false wall in a lonely room with only one electrical outlet.

No one who has ever seen that freezer lived to tell the tale.

[maydei]

hi it’s been two years and i’ve leveled up again, and i hate that i wrote this post because all of it is wrong, have a great day

[tlirsgender]

When I was a kid I self identified as both "quirky" and "tomboyish" so you can imagine the kind of gender I have now

[maydei]

[clarasghosts]

[maydei]

oh i’m absolutely right there with you 👀 the screenshot was out of context as i was brainstorming KCU with my dear @exarite

[maydei]

[ciriofcintras-deactivated201912]

“i will buy this game and then i will DEFINITELY play it later!”

[moon-arcana]

This post gets funnier over time

[sindri42]

You are like a little baby, watch this