everyone just disappeared what the heckie
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@djturntech-blog
everyone just disappeared what the heckie
I’m going to gut you like a fis)(
you cant keep up with this strider fish face
—ectoBiologist [EB] has set their status to idle—
You push yourself away from your desktop computer and quickly slip out of the chair in a small gust of wind. It was strange to walk when you could just simply float everywhere, except this caused you to become exhausted easily and it was wise to get some real exercise for your legs. Regrettably, your feet touch back on the ground and you strode over to your backpack, shoving sleepover necessities hastily inside. Your allowance was instead shoved into your pocket. You would make sure to stop at the store for some snacks.
Though you didn’t have your friend’s address in writing anywhere officially telling you where to go, you continued to fly straight on; something in your gut was navigating you to where you strongly hoped his house was located. By the time you got to the apartment complex you tapped on what seemed to be his bedroom window. There was jars of dead things, crappy hipster Polaroid photos, and everything you remembered about Dave’s old room. Beside you hovered a two liter bottle of ginger ale and a sleeve of no-name apple beverage juice boxes. Carefully sliding his window open you land on his floor with a soft thud, belly first. The drinks you were holding with your windy abilities tumbled onto his bed.
“Brought snacks” you muttered into the floor.
You shut off your computer and let it rest. You've been working on some sick beats all night and it hasn't taken a break since last Sunday. You think you should tidy up your room a bit, but this isn't a fucking girl sleepover, so you leave it the way it is. Besides the only thing that's scattered around was chords and photos.
You turn to hear your window sliding open and you put your hands in your pockets. "Jeez Egbert, ever learn to you know, knock? or go to the front door maybe?" John still used his god tier powers, as usual, but you never really touched your powers unless it was really needed. John put the snacks he brought on your bed and you look over at them, smirking at the apple juice.
"You know me so well Egbert."
--ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 19:25--
EB: hey are you there, dave?
EB: hello?
EB: i heard you wanted to play video games tonight or something. i’m not doing anything today, as usual, so if you want i can come over. possibly crash at your place while i’m at it.
EB: well it seems like you’re doing something SUPER important at this very moment, considering your ass is normally glued to that computer chair these days, so message me when you get a moment.
TG: yeah im here pipe down egbert TG: jesus christ your worse than a needy cat thats hungry TG: i dunno man my schedule is pretty packed for tonight TG: i guess i can pencil you in TG: you can come over around like 7:30-ish TG: i ran out of aj and bro doesnt want anyone here while hes gone TG: then again fuck his rules come over whenever you want dude TG: ill be here waiting TG: later
-- turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 19:30--
so who wants to come over and play some video games
doesn’t mean he was telling you the truth.
your dad?? lying??? nah
well who is this other john then? because that’s obviously not my name.
thats not what your papa egbert told me
You reely don’t know )(ow to carp to a lady do you? And I only )(ave ON—E size!!! But t)(at’s none of your buisness!!
is it 38D or 3833
dancing with the striders featuring: dave, bro, dirk, and dave strider
DAV———E!!!! 38O
i saw your tags fish bowl dont get your gills in a twist
how many bra sizes do you even have fish face jesus dick
cmon where i everybody theyre missing out on my sweet jokes here
laughing with a bowl of weird leprechaun quadrants
one time i drew a dick in the snow in third grade and my teacher had no idea what a dick looked like until then
do people really get fisted
sorry john i dont want your D
where is vantas at
who is johnathan sueanne egbert?
are you cheating on me dave?
cheating on you? oh please egbert keep dreaming