Cranky’s Hall Of Fame

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[slunch]

honey we're having guests tonight. put up the crucified donkey kong

[nicodeamustard-deactivated20251]

to tune of DK rap

DK, donkey kong

he's the leader of the bunch, getting crucified

Judas kissed him then commited suicide

on the third day he will be resurected

hes got the DK tie, let's get him elected

he's smaller softer and fuzzier plus

I think he's the DK plush

HUH

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[demilypyro]

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[didyuoknogayming]

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[jmanvelez]

DONKEY KONG IS HERE

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[chu-datz]

things girls should look for in guys

leader of the bunch

know him well

finally back

to kick some tail

coconut gun

fires in spurts

bigger

faster

all brand new

first member

of the D-K crew

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[companionlesscube]

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[hotcoldcoffee]

He has not studied/He will not pass

This Kong/Will flunk out of class

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[badmiiversepost]

HE HAS NO STYLE HE HAS NO GRACE THIS KONG HAS ELEPHANTITUS

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[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

[bidoof]

He

Has

Style

He

Has

Grace

This Kong

Has a gorgeous face

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[dinuguan]

hell yeah

[jesus-lizard-journal]

#HE HAS NO STYLE, #HE HAS NO GRACE, #THIS KONG, #IS GOING TO SPACE.

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urgent message to Donkey Kong: just eat the bananas instead of putting them in a cave you enormous bitch idiot

[atomictiki]

If there are 35 million banans and Donkey Kong eats them all he will die from radiation exposure (3500 mSv or 350 rem)

[animedads-deactivated20210108]

it’s what he deserves for his hubris and his wastefulness

[teh-samhain]

I’m no expert of gorilla biology but I think he would die from potassium poisoning long before the radiation got to him.

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[suppermariobroth]

Donkey Kong’s animation from the IBM PC port of the Donkey Kong arcade.

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@pettamapossum

[finalposs]

Cursed Kong and its cohorts appeared!

[titleknown]

HE HAS NO SOUL/HE HAS NO PLACE/THIS KONG/IS LOST TO GOD’S GRACE!

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[dkc-quotes]

INTERPLANETARY VISITOR DUDES

[jasper-rolls]

how his sunglasses doing that

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[jacobtheloofah]

Visit Original Link

do you ever record something and then question what the fuck just came out of your mouth

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[awfulmidis]

Visit Original Link

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[traderheauxs-deactivated2014091]

Did you know? Each Kong character in the Donkey Kong franchise is named after their fatal flaw

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For instance, Mortality Kong must grapple with the weight of the human condition

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