you could be eating ciba geigy goat cheese

the joker

[dkr86]

No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing the cure on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. The cure seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Robert says. All of a sudden sisters of mercy come out and start singing “this corrosion.” When Andrew gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing…

“A gut pull drag on me, into the chasm gaping we.”

Lights flash everywhere, and you see the cure singing “this corrosion” along with sisters of mercy, while bauhaus is singing “In the flat field”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, elvira and her butch wife walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

[dkr86]

keith david loves that hes in hazbin hotel because they have him sing. he needs more musical roles forever

[dkr86]

insane rick and morty finale 🥰 morty has become so corrosive that he'd destroy the lives of anyone less fucked up than his core family :) and they are not technically his own family because everyone in his original family is now long dead, so it's a chosen family of sorts, except if he extends that logic to choose another family... boom. theyre all dead. and also hes kind of the core reason his original family is all dead anyway.

[dkr86]

and now theres the new president curtis show 🥰 i will never go hungry dan harmon wont let me

[arkashas]

GOD. still the funniest transition in the show bar none

[imsoooodrunk]

Um... any muppet fans?

[dkr86]

not spoken much to goth batman in days which makes me sad but im enduring

[dkr86]

i said id cosplay john kramer today but i forgot to wash my brushes so now ive spent the day cleaning my whole apartment.. with incredible progress!!! been gutting and reorganizing things. trying to fix my systems.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

must have some pretty great picks after being in there for 55 years

[dkr86]

really like octordle by merriam webster where u have to solve 8 wordles at once

[dkr86]

he also told me he will batch make quesadillas and then put them in the refrigerator to heat up in the microwave later and i said that's insane. do you meal prep grilled cheese or do u just put the cheese in the bread and grill it? ill prep the filling in a tupperware in the fridge but im cooking the tortillas fresh every time im eating it.

[dkr86]

he was also going on and on complaining about how his mom hasnt been buying the groceries he likes and he doesnt like the diet food shes been cooking and so he's not been eating and hes really pissed off about it and i was like, i have to buy all my own groceries and prepare all my own meals and it's part of why my credit card debt isnt lessening right now, especially because i have a lot of neuroticism that makes feeding myself especially difficult. but it's my responsibility. hes been covering shifts at other stores so between the hours and mileage, his recent paychecks have been around the same size as mine. and he has no bills he just lives with his parents and plays video games or sleeps all day. and he was complaining to me about how hard it is on him that his mom has been... making cashew milk for herself when HE doesn't like it???

[dkr86]

i think if youre scared to go to the movie theater alone because u think it's weird or whatever thats pathetic and youre a loser. but u can overcome this

[dkr86]

annoying coworker complains about his friends inviting him to do stuff and then also complains about how he never does anything because itd be weird to do shit alone, even GOING TO THE MOVIE THEATER, and is convinced theres nothing cool to do but then is fucking shocked when i name basic shit near us. like. i don't do enough shit! i dont get out enough! but i try and so i do wayyyyy more than anyone else i work with. hes like, "ugh i wanted to see that movie so bad but none of my stupid friends i hate dragged me there and itd be weird of me to go alone >:(" what the fuck are you talking about

[dkr86]

finally a leather fetishist on my fyp in real leather instead of polyurethane

[dkr86]

insane rick and morty finale 🥰 morty has become so corrosive that he'd destroy the lives of anyone less fucked up than his core family :) and they are not technically his own family because everyone in his original family is now long dead, so it's a chosen family of sorts, except if he extends that logic to choose another family... boom. theyre all dead. and also hes kind of the core reason his original family is all dead anyway.

[twinkhole-destroyer]

you are my coworker and to some extent my victim

[dkr86]

in the end by linkin park was on the store radio and this maybe 14 year old black girl was saying, this sounds like tupac. doesn't this sound like tupac? this is tupac, right? i told her it was linkin park and her dad laughed, shaking his head

[writeouswriter]

Characters will make a very nuanced choice that makes sense for their story arc and internal conflict, and audience members will be like "is anyone else going to misconstrue this in the most black and white, bad faith manner possible?"