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leigh . 24. your local neurodivergent weirdo

[zedogica]

having a body made of meat sucks ass

[engygeron-deactivated20260524]

we're not made of meat! and we'll always be with you

[zedogica]

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

[shittysawtraps]

*at the club, yelling over the music* tonight is like a saw movie!

[hppjmxrgosg]

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

[sakrafka]

[wordfather]

just found out that accidentally in love by counting crows was literally made for shrek. they didnt just choose it. it didnt exist before. they asked counting crows to make a song for shrek 2 and thats how we got one of the best songs ever made. insane.

[wordfather]

counting crows knew shrek 2 would become one of the best movies ever made and had to act accordingly

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[pppuri]

evil car that catches on fire

[yeehawlw]

posting on tumblr.com:

[tongue-twists]

the enlightened pervert can look beyond kink to find meaning. and then get horny about the meaning instead.

[pangur-and-grim]

a core part of being on tumblr is watching the site kick itself in the dick

[mangled-by-disuse]

"we'll ban sexual content online" "we'll age-lock everything" "we'll monitor internet use for signs of radicalisation"

ok but when will the government address the real menace: online ads that start suddenly autoplaying at 50dB when you're out in public

[mangled-by-disuse]

like I can't use Imgur (without a VPN) in case someone shows me a sexy photo, but I can be constantly given 1-2 minute loud unskippable adverts for explicit werewolf rape porn yelling the violent reification of gender norms

one of these is a problem and it's not the one I made the consensual adult decision to click on

[mangled-by-disuse]

if nothing else I think that unskippable ads aggressively pushing calorie counting apps and weight loss apps should be under the same kind of advertising regulations as tobacco and alcohol

you know. the This Can Kill People category.

[shimmervee]

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

[statelywingmanor]

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

[shimmervee]

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

[afloweroutofstone]

This is the first time in my life when it's actually fair to criticize the President for gas prices. I've spent so many years explaining to people that Presidents have pretty limited influence over the price of oil and that they do not have a magical lower-gas-prices button on their desk, I almost forgot that the President does actually have a raise-gas-prices button on their desk called "start a war with Iran for no reason"

[gaymolegaming]

I wish irl grinding was as fun as in videogames tbh. Like yeah i need to go to work a thousand times but after that i have enough materials to buy a house. But alas, houses arent real

[rslashrats]

[chickennuggetofchaos]

[mobgoblin]

Queued right up for it

[oneheadtoanother]

[enjoylentgreen]