[memewhore]

[crispy-ghee]

if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean

[thundersnapp]

like this?

[boybeetles]

Woe testosterone be upon ye

[boybeetles]

Everyone in the notes talking about drinking it

[lmaonade]

my wife, holding my newborn son: he’s the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen….

me, thinking about super monkey ball speedruns: he’s……. okay i guess 

[memorycycle]

so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

they're letting just anybody order a happy meal nowadays

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

i saw a sad person order one a d the employees jumped the counter and poured hot oil all on him and shatteredhis ankles with spatulas

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

they're letting almost anybody order a happy meal nowadays

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*

[bearie]

[anphivenas]

i need to get into cars

[dontsaythatillcry]

they have doors which help with this

[anphivenas]

most of them are locked ive only gotten lucky like twice

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact]

I hear you’re anti animal

just got back from killing every animal no more animals

[corpuswalker-deactivated2018120]

if somone made pixel art of mulch id be very happy boy

[bowelfly]

enjoy your mulch

[bowelfly]

throwback to the time i didn’t realize that mulch was the name of someone’s fursona

[blackpyrefly]

me drinking water at night

[horrorofthebeast]

you look kinda weird ngl

[bunniope]

fuck your entire life

[pucciverse]

oh, you’re taking testosterone? I see. I just started taking testostertwo. which is more than you. but whatever. not like it matters or anything.

[featurefilms]

The Matrix (1999) The Matrix Reloaded (2003) The Matrix Revolutions (2003)

[homiedepot]

Trinity talking to anybody

[homiedepot]

Wait

[homiedepot]

WAIT

[pseudomantis]

we should start giving testosterone to ants

[feralsquirrel666-deactivated202]

uncles

[racial]

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

[racial]

i have to pee

[tekkenjournalist]

Im learning tekken combos