The teachers in the middle of the Christy/Adam split once Adam is outed as a werewolf:
Teacher group chat exchanges include:
T1: Who did Jesse go home with today?
T2: Was it not her father’s wife?
T1: Mom didn’t like that and called the office while I was in there dropping off paperwork.
T2: We legally have to release her. She’s a listed pick-up.
T3: Mom should worry less about the new wife and more about the not-werewolf that picks her up when her dad is travelling.
T2: Right? And they think we’re stupid like this complete stranger isn’t somehow involved in the werewolf stuff.
T1: The new wife’s car is a death trap though. I’d take the werewolf over that if I was mom.
T1: Jesse Hauptman spent the whole of first period in guidance.
T2: I heard mom is staying over
T1: OOF WITH THE NEW WIFE?!
T3: 😬 I’d stay in guidance the rest of the week. Sleep here.
T1: I wish I could take that baby home. It’s so sad.
T3: If no one is going to get her a car or a parking spot, they need to communicate better.
T2: and dad didn’t pick up the phone a single time.
T3: HE IS IN WASHINGTON DC!!!! IT WAS MOM’S WEEKEND!!!!
T1: Mom doesn’t live close. It’s not her fault. Dad should have better communicated.
T1: On an email to remind them they have a child???
T1: Principal is a POS. Kid has mom and dad down her neck and now she’s being bullied.
T2: he won’t do anything?????
T3: do we get a snow day if a werewolf kills the principal?
T1: LMFAO the district wouldn’t even notice.
T2: I had 4 divorced couples show up for conferences back-to-back. Who tf scheduled that?
T3: I had Jesse’s parents. Together.
T2: that’s nothing on having Potter and Smith bump into each other in the doorway and start fighting.
T1: Potter and Smith should never be in the same country let alone school building. How were Jesse’s parents?
T3: The new wife didn’t come. Dad looked like he desperately needed to be someplace else and kept checking his phone. Mom looked like she would slap him if he checked his phone one more time.
T2: Mom is definitely more active in her academics. Dad is more active in her personal life.
T3: yeah because he wants to be the cool dad with the hot new wife that she chooses to live with.
T1: walking stereotypes. They make divorced people look bad.
T2: Potter and Smith aren’t any better.
T3: Potter has a sweet new husband tho. She’s doing well so long as her cheating ex isn’t in the same state.
T1: Hawthorne’s parents co parent from next door. They’re such a sweet bunch.
T2: oh my god I had them today plus the new spouses. All four. One meeting. I love them all.
T3: that definitely makes up for Potter and Smith.
T1: had a disciplinary meeting with Jesse’s dad’s wife.
T1: Idk I didn’t ask. Not my business. Jesse was only there because the student council president tried to cheat off of her. It was asinine.
T2: Wait WHAT?! Thomas Shelley?!
T1: Yup. About to be impeached on a cheating scandal.
T3: Not another Bill Clinton.
T1: lmao anyways had to call her in just for the record. She was innocent but her stepmom (??? Idk her paperwork actually) is so weird.
T2: Jesse said she’s a product of the foster system. Mom was a teen parent I guess.
T1: ok but that doesn’t mean “weird” shes just weird. I don’t think she’s ever had to be in charge of a kid before.
T3: does she have any kids?
T1: Jesse chats with me a lot. She’s never mentioned any siblings.
T2: that’s not true. She told Brittany in guidance that there’s a boy living with them now. They’re getting him set up at school.
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