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@dndaph
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✩ shadowhunters rainbow meme ✩ ↳ simon + purple (requested by anon)
the police: this is a serious investigation pls do not interfere w it
daph a literal second later:
Being kind is like?? the best thing in the world?? Making other people feel loved and happy is so rewarding?? And having people actually liking you for being nice to them is the best feeling ever??
daph has a tiktok and no i wont elaborate
daph breaking into an abandoned house w a ouija board :
BLACKOUT CLUB RENAISSANCE : rando edits / daph aesthetic .
* first blood starters
first blood is a novel by david morrell. tw: guns and blood.
‘ you shouldn’t be walking around. ’
‘ i don’t like being stared at. ’
‘ you’ve got to rest. take it easy. ’
‘ how did i get here? ’
‘ now i want you to stop talking and save your strength. ’
‘ leave me alone! i mean it! ’
‘ we have to stop the bleeding. ’
‘ keep your fucking hands off me. ’
‘ all right, play it tough if you want. ’
‘ let me be. ’
‘ i don’t feel a thing. ’
‘ but it’s the little things that make a town what it is, that you can watch to make it safe. ’
‘ you’re not tired. you’re afraid. ’
‘ i’m just not happy unless i get miserable every once in a while. ’
‘ that’s the last thing you have to worry about. ’
‘ i just was sorry. ’
‘ who does? ’
‘ try and remember. ’
‘ that’s very funny. ’
‘ hold still. ’
‘ what the hell’s going on? ’
‘ i have bandages under my clothes too. ’
‘ where’s my shoes and socks? ’
‘ you have to promise me. ’
‘ i didn’t want you to think i don’t care what happens to you. ’
‘ stand the hell up and identify yourself. ’
‘ you didn’t pull out the pockets in your jacket. ’
‘ is that plain enough for you to understand? ’
‘ get your dumbass away from the entrance. ’
‘ the gun’s not loaded. ’
‘ look at that sun. ’
‘ been waiting long? ’
‘ stay out of it. ’
‘ what the hell was that? ’
‘ sit down here on the floor. ’
‘ that isn’t necessary. ’
‘ i’m alone. i need help. ’
‘ no, but you promised yourself, and that does count. ’
‘ christ, what’s the matter with you? ’
‘ i don’t sleep much anymore. ’
‘ wasn’t even a chance to go home and grab my rifle. ’
‘ you can’t leave me. don’t leave me. ’
‘ i’m fine. it’s a cramp. ’
‘ well, you sure put one over on me, didn’t you? ’
suckrrpunch replied to your post: ’ yeah, no more caffeine for you. ’
daph ily…..its nap time
daph vc : when and where i finally collapse is completely up to the gods
’ yeah, no more caffeine for you. ’
daph sits in a jungle of research - they need to solve a series of coded messages ( the absolute worst kind of mystery clue ) to further their investigation and he’s been at it for hours . papers are strewn everywhere and books sit stacked into swaying pillars , each crowned with a handful of empty cans that rattle in tune with the insistent jumping of his leg . he is so deeply submerged into his task that he doesn’t notice when night turns into morning and the library he’s hidden himself away in opens for business , nor does it register with him that he’s no longer alone . one of the skyscrapers he’s built on the floor is inches from toppling over when the drink in his hand is snatched away , snapping him out of his sugar-and-cryptozoology induced trance and stilling his restless leg .
‘ hey , i was drinking that ‘ he tries to sound accusatory but apparently he has been in this chair for seven hours and so his voice does some puberty-esque acrobatics halfway through the sentence . clearing his throat he pushes thick-framed glasses up the ridge of his nose , fully prepared to argue that he hasn’t had that much and he’s a big boy who can handle his caffeine , but the argument dies on his tongue when the tremble in his fingers nearly knock his glasses off . so maybe he’s had a teeny tiny bit too much ; is he going to give graham the satisfaction of him admitting it ? no , not at all . ‘ fire cannot kill a dragon , flowers . i am made of caffeine and so it cannot hurt me . ‘
*boop*
@shapeslept
‘ no poking the dm when he’s trying to do math , ‘ he mumbles , swatting at the ruler kaz is using to reach him from across the table without looking up from where he’s trying to calculate how much damage the monster is about to deal her , ‘ it’s in the rulebook , now quit it or i get to roll an extra d8 . ‘
it says a lot abt his family that he hasn’t gone by william since he was 7 yrs old but they still somehow get confused whenever anyone refers to him as “daph”
“I know we had a touching moment and it was nice but if you ever bring it up again I will kill you”
frenemies/rivals sentence starters : accepting .
‘ aw , you thought it was nice ? ‘ rapid - fire mouth is once again too quick off the mark and belatedly his brain catches up with the rest of the conversation , promptly he clears his throat in an effort to wipe the near smug smile off his face . ‘ sorry , starting now my lips are sealed . cross my heart , scouts honor , ‘ he’s not a scout , but he figures he can swear by their honor anyway . ‘ i won’t breathe a word of it , ‘ perhaps he’d be a little more believable if he didn’t look so amused , ‘ god forbid anyone finds out either of us can be tolerable . ‘
“Stop holding back, NERD.” stop holding back the locker door she's trying to do everyone a favor here >:v
frenemies/rivals sentence starters : accepting .
‘ come on , sally ! ‘ he sits propped up with his back firmly against the inner wall of the locker , both feet on the door to keep it from slamming shut despite sally’s efforts . ‘ can’t we please postpone this to next period ? ‘ it’s not so much the prospect of being shoved in a locker that he minds – sure , the first few times had been panic-inducing , but he’s gotten rather used to it by now , it’s more-so losing the perfect excuse for missing the algebra quiz this afternoon he’s worked up about , ‘ please , work with me here ! this could be a win - win situation ! ‘
Frenemies/Rivals sentence starters
“Just because I’m helping you, doesn’t mean I like you. Got it?”
“YOU ARE MY RIVAL”
“Heh, today we’ll see who the toughest one is”
“The only one that gets to harass you is ME”
“I know we’re supposed to be fighting right now but that is a great outfit”
“So, you’ve bested me once again. Same time tomorrow?”
“I heard you found another rival, do you realize how much this hurts me?”
“Stop holding back, NERD.”
“That was funny, I’ll give you that but now it’s time to die”
“Hey stop interrupting my monologuing I was just getting to the good part and you know this”
“Maybe if I wasn’t so insanely evil we could’ve been friends”
“You’re not such a bad person after all.”
“STOP. Snacks are not for hostages, hostage”
“How does it feel knowing I’m way cooler than you?”
“I could kill you in an instant but you’re a lot more fun than I realized. I’ll keep you around”
“You’re just jealous that I’m way more attractive than you are. Look at my beautiful face and shiny hair.”
“You saved me but why?”
“Sorry didn’t feel like letting you die today, maybe tomorrow”
“A-Are we friends now? This is weird. I’m so used to trying to destroy you. Do we hug?”
“I wish you’d use a door. Why must you always break through my windows. It’s not very heroic of you”
“Oh, it’s just you. I thought it was someone important”
“I know we had a touching moment and it was nice but if you ever bring it up again I will destroy you”
“I draw the line at hugging”
"Did you catch fire again?" - Nick
LILO & STITCH QUOTES STARTER PROMPTS / accepting !
‘ no , it’s just — it’s just a little smokey , that’s all ! ‘ wishful thinking , that is . the drone lies on the grass like a fallen meteor , emitting concerning quantities of thick grey smoke . this is the third time this happens , and he can only charm the tech teacher’s favor so many times - he’s running out of star trek trivia and this one looks like it’ll be on a rocky starting field to begin with . ‘ aw , man … ‘ he groans , kneeling a few feet from the drone’s spluttering corpse as stray sparks fly beneath the metal and plastics of its body , ‘ that is fire . shit , yea , okay , that’s absolutely on- – that’s on fire big time . ‘ no amount of rare trivia is going to save his grade from literal fire . ‘ i’m dead meat . ‘