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The reason the Squall Eater (ball eater?) got to its destination and got repairs after the

CAPTAIN OF THE SHIP FUCKING DISAPPEARED

is Yasha standing over them insisting quietly, politely, and INTENSLY that everyone would be back any second now, just they wait and see.

With her sword clearly visible.

And her two-toned eyes narrowed

And a small growl escaping her throat when someone suggests anything different

For SEVEN DAYS

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Nott & Jester: Making New Friends, part 2

The Traveler Edition

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Nott & Jester: Making New Friends, part 4

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Jester is a ticking time bomb of repressed negative emotions, and I for one cannot wait for Laura Bailey to destroy us all

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Nott & Jester: Making New Friends, part 3

This time, with regrets.

disasterjones

Natural 20

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“You touch it, and all of you hear this loud shattering sound as the window shatters into a hundred different pieces.“

thesoupistoohot

let firbolgs be the eldritch fey horrors they were meant to be

criticalsorcery

a pretty strong cleric

crypticcrows

this was definitely one of the funniest moments of this episode

criticalrolo

“Hey. We’re running. It’s bad.” GOD THIS WAS SO FUNNY

Bonus: tfw you keep impulsively pressing buttons and your dm responds by sending a bluE DRAGON AFTER YOU-

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Bow to K.Round!! If you were any of these guys you were super cool and lemme know to tag you!! <3

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Twiggy: Funny, huh? Caleb: Yeah, I’m not a happy guy. Twiggy: It’s an octopus joke! Caleb, awkwardly: Hahah ho… hee heee….

bonus:

chaos crew approves of the new blood

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https://instagram.com/p/BF3llzstmum/

yourplayersaidwhat

"I ship it"

I play a CN dragonborn bard. I have a criminal background, so I have an immediate distrust/distaste of authority. I was handed the unconscious npc mayor during a fight, since I’m distanced enough to keep her safe. Somewhere in the fight her eyes had started bleeding.

Me: I look to see if her face is still a mess.

DM: it’s dried, but yes-

Ranger: oh my god I so ship it.

Cleric: yesssssss this is so cute.

DM: aww are you going to wipe her tears away?

Me: … I use prestidigitation, I’m not touching that. You notice I’m holding her out like you would hold a shitty cat. Like, away from me.

DM: …the mayor is a sweet person..

Me: I don’t care?? I don’t like her.

Ranger: the ship..

DM: perception check.

Me: I’m awful at those. Um. 6.

Warlock: can I roll since I’m next to her? Rolls an 18.