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Everyone says that reading fanfiction is a useless pastime, but let’s not forget that I learned how to cook grilled cheese from a kiribaku fic

okiedoki-todoroki

OH MY GOD YOU’RE THE ONE WHO TAUGHT ME HOW TO MAKE GRILLED CHEESE

skylerhyrule

A touching reunion

balaclava-trismegistus

happy pride

technofinch

I have GOT to stop spending $30

#it was most recently $40 at a cocktail bar :(#I feel like this post would have been $20 in 2019

kushblazer666

#PREV SMOKING IN THE PARKING LOT OF A REGIONAL THEATER SPECIFICALLY IS SOOOOOOOO #hand rolled. I budgeted for popcorn and a LARGE fuckin pop.#im batshit and my theater pop ratio is three parts dr pepper to one part lemonade #It's like a sexy arnold palmer try it before you say fucking anything

ray-rabies

Happy pride to this picture of Phil Collins

#MMMMMMMMMMMM #thank you documentarians

clowndraws

mimicry

#WAAAAH #love #project hail mary

give me two glasses of wine and I'm fucking bombing the journal factory

#cal speaks #you guys are so devastatingly nice to me

chateauofmymind

have you ever suddenly + involuntarily lost consciousness

yes (fainted)

yes (head trauma)

yes (substance-induced)

yes (lack of oxygen)

yes (blood loss)

yes (multiple)

no

Remaining time: 5 days 13 hours

#when I was kicked out of my childhood home at 16 I passed out and they thought it was because of drugs but it was because of y'know #interestingly I had never done any drug or drank any alcohol not handed to me by a parent at that age and it took me another 2 years to try #In the time since then I have passed out so very many ways #a couple of times due to medical emergencies #a couple of times due to substance intake #you become familiar with the dissipation of your consciousness eventually #those surprises always lie in store #why the fuck do I tag every post like this when I've had more than two glasses of wine

theblob1958

I HOPE YOU CAN LOVE THE ACCOUNTANT IN ME

#This really really fucking genuinely gets to me every time

frontmansdefender

RIP to the legend

#This should have been his life

handheldrope

yes id like to file a complaint the blowjob brothers are at it again and its seriously throwing me off my volleyball

#literally sent to me by text prior to reblogging #god. god I love them #top gun #slice

bartender helping another patron looked up into the middle distance and said "is somebody here wearing dirty by lush" and my body temperature dropped 5 degrees

#my bottle is literally fucking 10 years old I didn't even know if the smell profile had changed with time I guess not #t.he worst part is every person who wears this fucking scent is a character #luckily it was a friend that had it as their signature sent and not an ex. if she wasnt lying to be nice #same night later someone pulled out a new scent they were making their signature and I was like is that you by glossier #and she looked at me like what. why do you know that #If I were a billionaire my wretched collections would be books records and perfumes #instead it's books records 3 perfumes and a hodgepodge assortment of oils from the ren fest #the third perfume is some loewe shit idk #cal speaks

thisisdaddyspage

Show daddy that nice picture again

filthinfatuated

#yeah sure I'll fucking reblog that

64mpg

i’m on onion rings right now

64mpg

get me my keys NOW

I got to see star wars without knowing about dad I got to see top gun and learn goose is my favorite character and I saw lawrence of arabia for the first time on the big screen in theaters on a whim. what other amber-preserved delights await me

polishwave

savyir-genesizz-the-wizard

[Polish. A red writing on the wall saying "no smoking" changed to "beating meat compulsory" with a black sharpie]

akashicrecord

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

overturned-toybox-of-thoughts

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

akashicrecord

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

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