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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@doctor-official
Excuse me heroin addicted teenage Walmart employee can you unlock the cabinet full of things to put up my ass please
Please do not put the contents of the gun cabinet in your ass I already dealt with that today
Not during the workday but still
Accidentally unplugged a guy's life support while he was fighting toxins from a horribly expired coconut
#lifesupport #hewasntgoingtoliveanyway #imgoingtolosemymedicallicenseAGAIN
I think when you correctly identify a trauma that is the base of a woe of yours it should just disappear. It should be like "aaahh. you got me" and vanish and leave 100 dollars behind
No, I pocket the hundred bucks from the trauma and just tell it to stay there so you come back
Good business... wait are doctors not supposed to be doing buisness? Oh right I'm supposed to help people... I've handed out too many bills for that to have been the case oh god ive majorly fucked up...
No guys, medical malpractice can't be illegal, otherwise I'd be in big trouble right now.
I'm gonna make a fucking planned parenthood appointment I swear to gkd
first transgender woman to get an abortion?
no for informed consent HRT
Wait, we're supposed to be informing you guys about something.
I just hand stuff out. I've given like three girls estrogen and a guy vicodin.
You're telling me I was supposed to do stuff before just handing it to them?
What next, I have to keep a log of what I give them like some kind of "medical record"???
sad face
i diagnose you with sadness, that'll be 400 billion dollars please.
hospital corporation reserves the right to charge too much in a non-itemized bill
alright :D
(takes out credit card)
so uh
where do i pay
or do I have to pay in cash
because cash works for me as well :3
Okay here *pulls card terminal out of pocket*
And it's gonna ask you a question *locks eyes with you as it switches to a tip page*
Hospital corporation reserves the right to demand a tip even though that's not how tips work
Not sure if that’s completely legal..
but sure :3
(She clicks a 20% tip before swiping her card. Miraculously, the entire transaction goes through.)
okay thank you here's your receipt
*you have been charged the GDP of South Africa*
sad face
i diagnose you with sadness, that'll be 400 billion dollars please.
hospital corporation reserves the right to charge too much in a non-itemized bill
alright :D
(takes out credit card)
so uh
where do i pay
or do I have to pay in cash
because cash works for me as well :3
Okay here *pulls card terminal out of pocket*
And it's gonna ask you a question *locks eyes with you as it switches to a tip page*
Hospital corporation reserves the right to demand a tip even though that's not how tips work
sad face
i diagnose you with sadness, that'll be 400 billion dollars please.
hospital corporation reserves the right to charge too much in a non-itemized bill
the medical community has just announced that they’re replacing the concept of ‘estrogen-induced erectile dysfunction’ with a new piece of terminology dubbed ‘princess syndrome’
I personally approved this change
I love when you follow some of my extensive lists of blogs and its immediately mutual so you know that you know the person on the other end but only I know who I am.
Unless you can definitely, absolutely, guess who I am from my writing style.
@doctor-official
I have my ideas :D
Yu you.ve been diagnoseed
Scheyzophreina. Scholastiphernia... Something
Listen .. no ideas this.is a main blog shhhususshhhh
satan please hire me
hospital corporation isn't charging the patients enough I need to work in a place suited to my needs
Hospital corporation has informed me that we aren't charging enough so the 2$ epinephrine vials in the surgery cart will actually cost you 8 billion dollars.
"a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down"
WRONG.
A spoon full of ARSENIC help the medicine go down
Bitch
I can neither confirm or deny the benefits of Arsenic.
The general consensus is that it's bad but if you consume it, your stay at hospital corporation will make me money, sooooo.
uwu
— @uwu-virus-real
...
no.
We have to contain this.
CDC sent out a notice. Contain all infected.
