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@doctor-offical
hehe im a doctor
HI DAD
Hey, kiddo!
hypothetically......if i were to have found a delectable looking assortment of hot glue scraps........could i eat them????
Is the hot glue labeled as edible?
......i dunno
Then no. Don’t eat it.
...
too late
*Heavy sigh* @doctor-offical… is my kid gonna be alright?
yeah probably... So long as you make sure the kid isn't exposed to direct sunlight for the next three minutes
my hands are flaky what do i do
Looks like you caught the old, you will be a mummy soon!
is that why my skins constantly falling off
Probably :)
does it have anything to do with my bones too then. my knees are rigid straight and hurt. my bones crack when i move occasionally
OMG! you have a serious case of the old! You need to see a doctor ASAP!
how do i see a doctor. ow my shoulder blade hurts
Go find a doctor office!
where do i find a doctors office
I...
🤔
Thats a good question, I dont know.
ok then what do i do about the pain
Ibuprofen
i don't have any :( also i think i broke my foot, what do i do about that
Let me try something! @doctor-offical <- oh thank god this account exists!
well... It seems as though I have been summoned
@killer-offical is getting the old and is need of your help!
I'M NOT OLD :( i have bad bones ok. i lack a lot of nutrients and. vitamns or whatever. @doctor-offical yess i need your help 👉👈
heres a secret the medical community doesn't want you to know: cocaine makes all da problems disappear
my hands are flaky what do i do
Looks like you caught the old, you will be a mummy soon!
is that why my skins constantly falling off
Probably :)
does it have anything to do with my bones too then. my knees are rigid straight and hurt. my bones crack when i move occasionally
OMG! you have a serious case of the old! You need to see a doctor ASAP!
how do i see a doctor. ow my shoulder blade hurts
Go find a doctor office!
where do i find a doctors office
I...
🤔
Thats a good question, I dont know.
ok then what do i do about the pain
Ibuprofen
i don't have any :( also i think i broke my foot, what do i do about that
Let me try something! @doctor-offical <- oh thank god this account exists!
well... It seems as though I have been summoned
GUYS THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
So apparently they're making a movie with an AI generated version of a deceased actor. Not only is it disrespectful to his name, image, and legacy, it could be the first step towards replacing actors and actresses with AI. As an actress myself, I do not support this, and I will not stand for it. AI is going too far, and we need to do something about it.
Stop the AI movie using deceased actors
This is a petition to urge studios to not give into corporate greed and exploit actors and actresses, living and dead. Please sign it and help us to put a stop to this!
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We must stop this now!
This is extremely messed up bro!!! @iicor @shadey-rper @cabinthreeproblems @cosmoseyekon @potatoanarchist @merthaevelynk @mellowphilosephersword @lilmushroom779 @st4ry3mi @maedaeeee @ghghghostt @sunsetrose877 @sunsetdoesstuff @sunshine-snake @wiltingtu1ips @depressionanddrama @bucket-of-axilotl @eb-or-echo-part-2 @rainbowfeather314 @reaperinthemirror @thedogbard @therollypolly @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @yourlocalavian @your-local-yapper @yourfriendslushi3 @lilonceleriscool124 @nevergonnagiveyaup @nerd-alerts @xx-ollieskyes-xx @justsomeonecalledniki @jakob-r-derkunstler-2009-w @chemvanilla @firestar1998 @toadfree @tommywasnothere2004 @whythewhynot54396 @unablebagel @urfriendlyneighborhoodweirdo @argostly @astrawnova @foxfire16 @lunathetunaaa @lunalillian @silvertheindignantfox @autopilotangel
what the actual fuck
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that's horrible :(((
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WTFFFFF THATS DISGUSTIBG I HATE AI SM
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ARGHHHHHHHHH
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Thank you for tagging me, this is rly important!!!
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please, if you follow me, take two minutes to do this. This is fucked up on so many different levels.
also, don’t know if anyone’s tagged the officalverse yet, but tags under cut
*taps chin*
i wonder what the longest reblog chain we can make is
Hm I wonder...
I am curious to see how far we can get if we dont tag anyone >:3
I do too wonder how this could get
interesting
sorry what we doing?
Just go with it bacon
curious indeed
I wonder how I wonder why
I’m here now
Everyone make sure to check the most recent reblog before continuing the chain
Frog
DID YOU THE LONGEST WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS TITIN WHICH UNSHORTED HAS 1 BILLION LETTERS
WHAT?????
Wait it’s million not billion my bad
100,000,001 is divisible by 17
AND KIDS THAT IS WHY WE SKIP MATH CLASS
*I show up in a poof o' glitter*
*shows up, about to go to bed soon*
Glad to see ya! I also should get to bed!
It's only 10 o clock here I should eat a banana
Anyone else lik epoppee the clown ?
*falls down stairs*
*from the floor, weakly* whazzuppp…..
ARE YOU OK?!?
they do not look okay…
hey now. don't make presumptions on other peoples suffering /unsrs
they have been FOLDED. RIGHT THERE.
some creatures are just like that y'know
they’re bleeding
*grabs the body* ↑SEE?! IT DESCRIBED IT AS A BODY!
some creatures play dead as a defense mechanism. including fake blood. a fellow tumblerina fell for it once
*fuck no they’re as dead as a…. lamp* SEE?!!!?!?!?!
a lamp cannot die in the same sense as a living breathing creature, while a lamp can certainly be destroyed to kill a lamp one must give it life, a difficult thing but sheer love for an object can do that. ergo, you can kill it by removing this love from the equation, either from eliminating the lover (boring, requires death) or by forcing the forgetting of the object. they haven't been forgotten, clearly, ergo they are not dead as a lamp.
*okay fine. as dead as… medium rare beef*
...ok do you have like, a peer reviewed primary source proving they're dead? like, a doctor's note...?
**holds heart of possibly alive body* this is all the proof i need.*
you... you tore out the heart of a potentially living being. that's murder. nug that's murder.
did they mention a rip?
are you telling me you removed a heart from a body while it continues to beat
*heart beating* yep… still beating
...pretty sure you could be liable if they get an infection from the fact that you had to PULL IT OUT SOMEHOW and that REQUIRES a hole in their chest
*their heart is beating and connected… even though it’s outside their body* i dont fucking know
you don't seem to understand if their heart is out of their body that means that it had to be pulled from their body and there is a hole, where you can get an infection. the heart, which is not meant to be in the open air, could get an infection. if you're holding it wrong it could probably stop beating. find a doctor NOW or the poor thing is gonna die by YOUR HAND
*lets go of it but it’s levitating*
doctor.
GET A DOCTOR NOW NUG
WHY- *coughing*
WHY ARE YOU SICK NOW THE ONE AT RISK IS THE CREATURE
*coughing blood up*
[I've been working up the courage to make this ping for a while. don't look at me like that] oh no Oh no oh No Oh No OH
@doctor-offical @nurse-offical HELP HEEEEEELLLLLPPP HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP
*coughing even more blood* yeah… @doctor-offical please… @doctor-coco-offical…
damn bro that's not good
GUYS!! IMPORTANT POST!
I know this is out of character. Again.
But this is important.
I know you’ve probably already seen the new update for the tumblr reblogs.
And I know some people also don’t know the depth of it.
I’m not the master at explaining things, but I will do it in short. But here are some posts with further detail:
https://www.tumblr.com/thatlittleegyptologist/811275528403353600/however?source=share
https://www.tumblr.com/pixiemage/811285470522834944/my-thoughts-on-the-new-update-since-ive-been?source=share
As you can see from these, this update has a LOT of cons.
It negatively affects artists, as well as any type of poster, from knowing if their post got traction or not.
It lessens the amount of notes people get, and I know from experience, people like seeing that number on the activity tab.
It divides the community in the comment section, and in other ways as well.
There’s so much more, but this is meant to be an announcement post rather than an information post, so check those links if you haven’t.
WE CAN MAKE A CHANGE.
WHEN THE BLACKOUT WAS ANNOUNCED, WE GOT RID OF THE SHAPES INC ADS.
LEAVE COMMENTS ON THE ANNOUNCEMENT POST ON @changes !!
FILL OUT FEEDBACK FORMS!
Tumblr is our community, and we shouldn’t be divided by the higher-ups who think they know what they’re doing.
TAGGING THE OFFICALVERSE AND I TRUST IN MY FOLLOWERS TO DO THEIR BEST AS WELL
for anyone wondering today for any particular reason
KNIFE WOUND FIRST AID
If the wound is in, say, your back, find a trusted friend who can apply direct pressure.
Make sure that the friend is actually trustworthy
Please
Apply direct pressure by placing gauze over the stab wound, then locking elbows and pressing down with a shit load of force
If the blood seeps through the gauze then put another one on top
If that gauze gets seeped through remove THE TOP ONE
Never remove the first one
This doesn't work as well if you have, say, 23 stab wounds
Call ambulance
You probably lost a lot of blood
Get new friends
Fun Fact: I am On Fire And Require Medical Attention Immediately
Woah-
Do you want me to call a doctor??
@doctor-offical
uhhhhh
Do I even want to know how this happened
i would've been lobotomized so fast if i was alive during the 1940s
Silly Game Time: What's the best taste for either 10:42am or 3:13pm?
Chocolate :3
Do not the chocolate makes you sick
Too late :3
NOOOOOOOOOOO
AM I GOING TO DIE
Maybe
@doctor-offical
Please help them
eat more trust me it will help
NOO BAD DOCTOR
Silly Game Time: What's the best taste for either 10:42am or 3:13pm?
Chocolate :3
Do not the chocolate makes you sick
Too late :3
NOOOOOOOOOOO
AM I GOING TO DIE
Maybe
@doctor-offical
Please help them
eat more trust me it will help
I'm in boss tones ass a chew shits
to go to a throw you England
are you having a stroke
mate where is anthronewengland
I’m, I’m gonna call a dictor
@doctor-offical come help
i recommend cabbage
how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible
sorry to improve your day without much notice but
NEVERMIND REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WE ALL NEED
This is cathartic
People just becoming politically aware are never going to appreciate just how fucking hated this guy was before he was in politics. He was hated for over half a century. Everyone aware of him mocked and derided him as a cheating, greedy corporate asshole and mindless bully and this is by far not the only time anyone clocked his ass but it is probably one of the only times it got caught on video. Hatred of him was bipartisan all my life and it just goes to show how easily right wingers can be suckered by anyone who kisses their collective asshole on their pet agendas.
Never forget that the reason Trump seems like an over-the-top stupidly villainous antagonist from a 90s movie is because half of them were based on Trump and making fun of him.
The reason The Simpsons and a handful of other comedies ‘predicted’ the Trump presidency was because he kept saying he wanted to run and nobody could think of anything funnier than a President Trump.
Seeing tr*mp just get fucking decked instantly made my night better
aw fuck yeah
Hi! I'm Belladonna. You can call me Bella if you have to shorten it.
I am poisonous to a lot of animals, including humans.
You should see what I taste like. I'm very good.
sHOULD I EAT IT'
DO I EaT IT
YESSSS
no
People say yes!
(sorry I never saw this..)
*was holding out berries*
Well?
bebrry,,,. uyummsy
I'm glad you liked them!
Now it's time to call poison control.
^^
shshrrgnnhhggdsd
Uuhhhhhhh
@doctor-offical a little help?
wow that was a bad idea
Anyways good luck 😁
Hello, I'm your doctor. I totally passed medical school without using Chat GPT, I have no clue what you're on.
omg twin!!
Yes, hello my twin