There's not enough sleep in the day.

Tiny queer human. I'm usually sleepy. idk bro. I was built to be a house husband.

[sleepy-soft-boi]

I'm married now. I have a whole wife. Our wedding anniversary is Friday the 13th and I have a real wife who loves me. Yesterday I was smiling and giggling around our house because I am so happy to have a wife.

[ursaspecter]

🐺 moon-moon4w00 Follow

Friendly reminder that asking your lycan partner to turn you is incredibly insensitive! Seriously can we retire this trope already? Not only is it just offensive, but no one would ever actually choose this life! Lycanthropy is a curse. Full stop.

🐾 superhowllock69 Follow

Ok user "moon-moon" as if that original meme wasn't created to mock pack nomenclature 🙄

Anyway I'm not gonna touch that internalized lycanphobia with a ten foot pole. Being turned by your partner is something that can be incredibly intimate as long as both parties are consenting and the one being turned is 100% sure they want it. Literally the only downside to transforming once a month is the pain, but midol works just fine. No one with these "lycanthropy bad" takes ever wants to discuss the legitimate positives that come with this "curse" lmao.

🐺 moon-moon4w00 Follow

I'm literally reclaiming moon moon but go off I guess. Anyways turning your partner is absolutely disgusting and morally reprehensible and anyone who does it should be muzzled permanently.

🌜 impawssible Follow

lmao my wife literally saved my life when she turned me but i guess she should be muzzled huh? we run through the woods hunting deer together and can each haul in groceries in one trip now, but nooo she's obviously a danger to society because she cares enough about me to help me when insurance wouldn't cover my medicine

also it was confirmed that the creator of that meme literally makes and sells silver bullets so if you still wanna use moon moon for yourself that certainly is a choice. source: (X)

🦴 pupperoni Follow

I love that instead of naming the more common benefits of lycanthropy, you mentioned that you and your wife can carry all the groceries in one trip. I think that's definitely a positive that gets overlooked far too often and I commend you for speaking your truth, sir

🌜 impawssible Follow

lol thanks but I'm a woman 😅

🦴 pupperoni Follow

🦇 count-fuckula Follow

Plus werewolf blood tastes way better and is as filling as 10 humans 👍

🐺 moon-moon4w00 Follow

Oh my GOD you vampblr freaks will just flock to anything. It clearly says "vamps DNI" in my bio!

🐾 superhowllock Follow

lmaoooo of course you're a vampire exclusionist

🌕 daddy-fenris Follow

wasn't OP the same guy who said fursuits were offensive to lycanthropes and doxxed a werewolf fursuiter?

🐺 moon-moon4w00 Follow

They ARE offensive and harmful to this community and I'm tired of pretending they're not. They perpetuate harmful depictions of what a humanoid wolf is actually like.

🌜 impawssible Follow

me when I dox someone for making candy colored animal costumes that look nothing like what a real werewolf does

🦴 pupperoni Follow

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[sickskeleton]

Yeah that’s an idea I might love

[were--ralph]

[beatriceeagle]

I think the discussion that made time loops my brand was entirely confined to Twitter, so since this website has gone all in on time loops of late, here, have the story:

Several years ago, I suggested to my wife that we have an agreement that if either one of us ever came to the other and said that we were in a time loop, we just accept that it's real and get on with things, thereby eliminating the frustration of the looping partner having to convince the other one every day.

She REFUSED. Because "time loops aren't real."

Well, we had this debate on and off for several years, and finally, she got tired of me bringing it up and agreed. So now we have a deal: We'll believe each other, but if I ever do it as a joke, the deal's off.

It turns out that the reason that my wife has been refusing to make this agreement is less that time loops aren't real, and more that she's concerned I would come to her one day, claim to be in a time loop, and then the next day declare the time loop had finally broken. And since that is, of course, exactly what it would look like to her if I really was in a time loop, she'd have no way of proving it.

I explained to her that she's completely right, that would be incredibly funny, but I'd never do it because there's a part of me that is legitimately nervous that I will actually end up in a time loop one day, and I need her to believe me.

[official-time-loop-posts]

Official Time Loop Post

[the-big-mood]

[wizardarchetypes]

OCD is just coming up with insane fanfiction about yourself in your own head and getting really really scared even though you literally just made it up. you're making breakfast and your brain is like "okay I headcanon that I secretly want to run someone over with a car and that I have colon cancer." and you're like ohhh my goooddd that could be true [3 hour panic attack]

[dogpuppy]

[my-friends-call-me-mcsad]

[moldavita]

more madoka

[nadianova]

you gotta use everything like youre about to lose it without moments notice. keep multiple backups of all your shit and make sure you have alternate ways to connect with the people you care about

[were--ralph]

[infinitywithoutparallel]

Remember yall, they acknowledge that ICE was using their IP without their permission but didn't file a lawsuit to take it down, last I checked it was still up months later. If pokemon is still important to you maybe start deconstructing that because the pokemon company and nintendo both hate you.

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

bdsm scene where I’m a subway worker and I get your sandwich wrong 6 times in a row (in a dom way)

[hydrogenperfoxide]

I said "I'm sorry, did you want shredded lettuce" in a seductive voice to my gf after showing her this post and she blushed which suggests this is at least theoretically possible

[glirby]

[grindcoholism-deactivated201803]

[parkchanwoohoo]

This is so funny. People never change

[patrochilles-or-bust]

EVERYONES PICKING ON ME BECAUSE I DONT HAVE THE NEW SHOES MOM I'M NOT POPULAR MOM AND ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!!

[parkchanwoohoo]

#this could be a literal text message lol#i don't think he's manipulating her lol just being a salty teenager

LITERALLY LMFAO "HIS dad works for MY dad but he looks BETTER than me" is an outraged cry from spoiled teens all throughout time all throughout the world

[avalynramsaygames]

I think War Thunder should add UFOs just so we can see what we learn from the forums.

[catgirlforeskin]

Hi, War Thunder player here, this did happen during the 2024 April Fools event, which added UFOs to Rank VII air battles, a bracket where Fox-3 radar-guided missiles dominate, and where the UFOs had absurd jamming capabilities.

An employee at the Nevada Test and Training Range (NTTR), which has disarmed AN/MPQ-53 radars for simulating SAMs during test flights, uploaded footage to the forums where, during a night flight, one of the batteries locked onto a phantom radiation signal with no known identification. The unidentified craft is just a grainy spec on the launcher's tracking camera, but the range of the lock was used to argue for nerfing UFO jamming during the event.

[depsidase]

[treecitysessions]

“Goonbait” and it’s just photos of teenage girls and women in their early 20s smiling and being happy because they’ve each just accomplished one of the biggest moments of their respective careers

[treecitysessions]

It’s not even because her style is alternative or whatever bc they were saying the same thing about the other girls above it’s literally just that young women can’t be seen by these people as anything but a vessel for their sexual desire to the point that they can’t even see a 20 year old make a silly face while smiling during one of the happiest moments of her life without being like she is clearly doing all this just to make me horny.