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@doctordeebs23
Look I clown veganism often enough but really, truly, donβt ever fucking feed somebody something without their knowledge or consent. Itβs hugely fucked up and not OK.
also if someone hasnβt eaten meat in a whileβ¦ or everβ¦ they will get incredibly sick if they just start eating meat again.
Donald: βPhew. The snow storm canβt get us here..
A- β
Call to action!
Ah, yes. The US. Where torture and slavery is illegal unless you work in a prison where someone who committed a traffic violation is treated similar to slaves from the 1800s. βBut they get free shelter and food!β And? They still are mistreated and tortured.
Avengers: Infinity War Cast Plays F*ck, Marry, Kill
which ben wyatt are you today?
not to Discourse but Iβm a cis man and my partner is an afab enby and if you call us aΒ βstraight coupleβ I will personally come to your house tie you to a chair and make you listen to a podcast about gender identity on endless repeat
this is specifically @ the people who saw us at pride together and saw them wearing a βTHEY/THEMβ button and still referred to them as my βgirlfriendβ youβre all cancelled thanks
itβs called respecting queer people juice
y'know the really amazing thing about the notes on this post - apart from just the sheer number of people who are, like, viscerally terrified of the existence of a person who isnβt cis - is how many of them are responding to things that arenβt here. specifically, youβll notice I said nothing about my sexuality. I didnβt say I identified as non-het, or that I considered myself part of the LGBTQIA community. on the flip side, I also didnβt give you any reason to believe Iβm not bi, or that Iβve never been in a relationship with a cis man. y'all know nothing about my sexuality from this post and you donβt need to and Iβm not going to tell you about it now because! this post! was not! about me!
it was about respecting my partnerβs identity. and the fact that they donβt get that respect from people in the exact community that they should be able to count on getting it from.
ie, you.
they are not het or cis, and no relationship they are in will ever be a βstraight relationshipβ because they. are not. het. or. cis.
everyone in the notes gatekeeping me because Iβm βnot oppressedβ? I never said I was. the person youβre really attacking and invalidating by shitting on this post is them, a pansexual nonbinary person who is unerasably queer.
huh. itβs almost as if the whole βwe canβt let straight men use queerness to worm their way into our communityβ discourse is just an excuse to hate trans people, isnβt it.
nailed it
teachers: donβt come to class when youβre sick!! itβs better for everyone if you stay home
also teachers: oh yeah just remember that you will be harshly penalized over missing class for any reason, including physical sickness!
every student, ever:
Iβll do you one better. All Food Service Jobs: Please remember that it is a literal crime, a Felony, for you to come to work if you have diarrhea, Salmonella, E. Coli, or any other illness that can be transmitted via food contact. Same Job: If you miss two days you will be terminated for cause, and your last paycheck voided. No you cannot appeal this, no we donβt care if you have a doctorβs note.
gif request meme: friends + favourite male character chandler bing: I say more dumb things before 9am than most people say all day.
A Razzle, Mr. Flamhaff? Thank you, Mrs. Flamhaff. 13 Going on 30 (2004) dir. Gary Winick
How the fuck was this a childrenβs television character?!?
this always cheers me up.
I donβt know who played Mr Blobby here.
But that guy deserved a Best Actor in a Comedy Emmy Award here.Β Β
He is hysterical.Β
@mysharona1987 You know it was Joe Wilkinson. You fucking know it was him.
Jack Whitehallβs Genuine Fear during this bit is truly the most relatable he has ever been O.O
Us Yanks got off easy in the 90s with Barney, didnβt we.
Barney canβt see us if we donβt move, but Mr Blobby can smell fear.
Also Barney is a kindly and wholesome dinosaur who just wants to make friends and teach life lessons, he is a good dino and a buddy <3
Mr Blobby on the other hand is an eldritch force of chaos and evil that craves only destruction and the terror of mortal men
Anyone who has ever wondered why SO MANY Creepypastaβs are about spooky kids shows/evil mascots/things for kids turning out to actually be Very Cursed consider that a whole generation of us grew up seeing Mr Blobby presented as Wholesome Kids Entertainment for some reason for years
This is possibly the best Parks and Recreation blooper
Itβs back!
Awaken
why are old people so obsessed with doing this
me as a castaway spelling with leaves:
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parents: if you wear that itβll make you look like a boy
me: a yeah i sure hope it does
These are the best kind of friends to have and the best kind of friends to be
i havent seen a damn thing about the new grinch movie, but if they didnt make him a love interest thatβs just another grinch but softer w/ eyelashes and one blue streak in her hair named The Binch then i dont wanna know
my sweet Binchβ¦..
well whom else would be voicing The Binch??????
