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[lestateur]

[allsonargent]

ALL OF JIM’S PRANKS ON DWIGHT » 3x10 - A Benihana Christmas [2/2]

[not-like-the-restaurant]

Friend: “Hey, I haven’t seen you in forever! how are you?”

me: “Fine, thanks.”

Lemony Snicket from outta nowhere: “Of course, in this case, ‘fine’ is only meant to reassure. She has never been less fine, nor was she ever fine in the first place. Here, the word ‘fine’ could be defined as ‘I am actually slowly dying on the inside, but don’t wish for anyone to worry’.

[a-tla]

[phycodurus]

talking to trump supporters

[cybergata]

[officialcrow]

*to my doctor after getting laser eye surgery* so how do i shoot them

[milkeu]

[kevinokevinokevino-deactivated2]

I love seeing pawprints cause that means at some point a dog walked on that spot and then i think about dogs and its a good time

[minhos21]

[sanabakkouh]

[lavendersheetmask]

someone: *is completely toxic and not worthy of my time or attention* my damaged ass: hey 💖💕💗💓💞💘

[thepeacockangel]

Stuff you say to dogs sounds super weird if you say man instead of boy…

[leviathan-supersystem]

[[crouches down and looks a beagle dead in the eye]]

“you’re a good man”

[princesconsuela]

[softlenaluthor]

[i-like-lots-of-things]

what did we do to deserve Hugh Jackman?

[klefable]

this is going to sound dumb but does anyone else feel like they have good and bad face days? like some days i’ll look in the mirror and be like ‘yes my face is kind of attractive’ and then others i’m like ‘did i get hit in the face with a frying pan or something’

[drunkblogging]

sometimes u just gotta lay on the floor with ur dog