Ayo

Hey alright can i buy you a beer

[automatically]

when they talking shit about someone you hate

[iraffiruse]

[arab-babe-deactivated20161117]

Incredible

[no-o-r]

0-100 at light speed

[cumonthevoid]

he got distracted by his own insurance tragedy but quickly got himself back on the path to romance

[prguitarman]

Wow bravo

[shefoundherselfsomehow]

I think we were meant to be but we did it wrong.

(via 032115)

[gristles-deactivated20121129]

[zackisontumblr]

the hardest decision online is whether or not a video is worth pausing your music for

[thespacegoat-deactivated2016100]

remember a few years ago when the parody account MorgonFreeman made this post

and now to this day people still think he said it

that’s my favorite thing to ever happen on the entire intenet

[roachkillr]

[stunningpicture]

To the person who posted the Jenga tower earlier. Your move.

[hanari502]

how the FUCK

[tomhoppusdelonge]

I have out-grown you & I find that you’re not terribly important to me anymore. I believe the problem was that I was in-love with my own interpretation of you, because in my mind, you were someone different… someone special

Excerpt from a book I’ll never write #11 (via tomhoppusdelonge)

[onlytwitterpics]

[lordeddardstark]

where do boys get off thinking they’re better than girls have you seen the difference in powerpoint project quality

[tastefullyoffensive]

[shock]

wakey wakey eggs and

gun

[the-kalder-deactivated20190710]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[bigspender]

[plants4]

trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary i do it to myself just fine

[iswearimnotnaked-deactivated201]

when i was 9 i wrote a love letter to cole sprouse and closed my eyes and threw it out the car window thinking it’d magically find him and wow i did not understand the united states postal system