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sandmandaddy69

lesbianshepard

my favorite thing about england losing the eurocup is that /r/ireland has turned entirely into a pro-Italian meme sub

lesbianshepard

brynfelan

I love Ireland but I also need everybody to see this gem from r/Wales

larkstonguesinaspicpart1

today i found out that victor hugo has had more sex than possibly almost any other human that has lived on this planet.

he had so much sex his biographers straight up gave up trying to document all of his sexual partners. he was reported to fuck up to 3-9 times a day. He had a secret sex diary written in code. He had “official” and “unofficial” mistresses. One estimate was that he had ~200 sexual partners in two years.

Icon.

lesmiserableslove

don’t forget that on the day of his funeral all the brothels in Paris were closed because every single prostitute in the whole goddamn city was busy mourning him

histry-buff-deactivated20170618

Hey quick question what the fuck

urulokid

the man reported on his hookups in his diary using latin code words and 2 million people attended his funeral, if that isnt balling idk what is

butchious

victor hugo has been dead for 133 slutty, slutty years

podcastwizard

You made your bed, now get fucked in it

this is the funniest goddamn ask on tumblr

spillsnchills

When a character doesn’t realize they’ve been, like, shot or whatever and they hand brushes against their side and comes away wet with blood, and they’re just staring at it like wtf is this and then their knees just totally give out on them and they sink down, maybe gasping a little as the reality finally hits them. That’s good stuff.

tiger-in-the-flightdeck

I see that, and raise you a character who knows they’ve been shot, but waits until the rest of their crew is out of sight to put their hand against the slowly spreading stain of blood on their shirt, then trying to steady their breathing so they can follow without letting on how injured they are.

caffeinewitchcraft

Okay but like the character who doesn’t realize they’ve been hurt trying to see if everyone else is okay only to slowly realize that everyone is looking at them with mounting horror. Then they touch their side to find it’s wet and oh no

kvothbloodless

all 3 of you are evil but i admire, respect, and fear you

dailyshowbiz

KILLING EVE S01E05: I Have a Thing About Bathrooms

acastersource

James Acaster: Cold Lasagne Hate Myself 1999

Bonus:

elcorhamletlive

doctor who meme | nine scenes [3/9]

↳ “You’ve been in that skin suit too long. You’ve forgotten. There used to be a real Margaret Blaine. You killed her and stripped her and used the skin. You’re pleading for mercy out of a dead woman’s lips.”

ladytharen

#anyways eccleston is such an underrated doctor#his acting in this scene alone should won him at least 10 emmy’s or whatever#i haven’t rewatched his season for more then 5 years now#but i still remember to this day his voice when he said ‘cause they begged’#it gave me so much shivers (via @julibernardo)