Abstractlime

🏳️‍⚧️she/her🏳️‍⚧️ | adult | some sort of asexual lesbian? | I do my best to tag flashing and very little else | this account isn't for minors

[dogpuppy]

[smilepre]

[ironmyrmidon]

When the AI bubble pops, the demand for computing power will fall much more quickly than the supply. For a brief window, we will have an amazing digital surplus.

[circusheart]

I do think the post that's like "when they torture you to insanity and then torture you for being insane 😂🤣" is one of the most succinct and foundational analyses of interpersonal violence and conflict that had ever been written

[despazito]

[despazito]

Awesome

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

[turing-tested]

why didnt you call the cops or cps?

how about this: when i was 9 and my stepdad beat me until i passed out and i told my friends at school, my teacher over heard and i was interviewed by cps. they also went to my house when i was at school. when i got home, my step father was waiting on the couch, and told me who visited him that day. he told me if i ever snitched again he would beat me to within an inch of my life.

how about this: my mother locked me out of the house when i was 14 and when i cried so loud the neighbors called the cops, the cop told me i should have been respectful of my mother who was trying to sleep.

how about this. the demon you know is less scary than the demon you don’t.

children in abused households are raised to fear the idea of being taken away. children in abusive households see that help makes things worse.

dont you ever blame an abuse victim for not going to the authorities.

[turing-tested]

yes this okay to reblog!

[isuggestyouthliberation]

cpc + the cops are more invested in maintaining the social power of adults over children than they are in the wellbeing of those children.

[ninefoldrin]

If you know of a kid who’s being abused, just talk to them. Ask them how they feel about calling cops/cps before you even think of touching the phone. This includes “mandatory reporting” scenarios. Become a safe person for them to talk to about things that they don’t feel safe telling anyone else because anyone else will call the cops and very likely make things worse. Be someone who can offer comfort or advice when they need it. Be safety and stability for them in a chaotic and dangerous world. You may find a point where you can offer them a way out of the abuse, but only do so with their consent. They know their situation better than you do.

[adipocere]

Hand embroidery on natural linen.

[redstonedust]

what happened to "cool as fuck grandma" as a character trope. i miss "cool as fuck grandma"

[imsobadatnicknames2]

I like DanDaDan but everyone recommending it as a media that has the "cool as fuck grandma" trope on the notes of this post needs to be shot. The fucking grandma doesn't even look old.

[imsobadatnicknames2]

And that's also the thing! It theoretically has two (2) cool as fuck grandmas, but turbo granny gets trapped in a maneki neko statue to become the show's little marketable comic relief creature, and seiko looks like this

[abstractlime]

Demon Girl Next Door does both of these with one character

[shamebats]

Oh come on lady, you can't deny a man his gaycation

[shamebats]

You must surrender yourself mind, body and soul to the gaycation or be destroyed

[shamebats]

Someone on reddit already suggested a sapphibbatical

[the-haiku-bot]

Someone on reddit

already suggested a

sapphibbatical

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mechanica1-hands]

how could you leave out the best part—the aquarium bit

[shamebats]

"become a fish" (gay)

[ladyananas]

men will jump through an entire circus' worth of hoops rather than admitting they're bi

[helpless--romantics]

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

The level of mental hoops that guy had to jump through to say to his wife, "No, honey! Of course I wouldn't be cheating on you! Sex during gaycations doesn't count!"

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

Holy fucking shit! It gets trippier!

I mean, I feel horrible for the OP and her SIL...but "surrender to the gaycation" made me laugh way more than I should have.

[emilynyaaa]

this is an insane story

[flickering-leaves]

“Some men never return”

Helpppppp 😭

[brightlotusmoon]

[harperhug]

Um…here’s the reddit link? I’m speechless.

[handageddon]

Don't worry honey, all the other men on gaycation aren't real people and they stop existing after. Hey, where's all the homophoboa coming from suddenly?

[mananabuffins]

That's the beauty of the gaycation!

[authoratmidnight]

It get wilder. I only found out about this b/c of a youtube video reading the Gaycation post but, this isn't even the first one.

7 years ago someone posted this-

And 5 years a different user posted this-

What is happening with these people??? What weird ass cult did they find??

[catboy-artist]

I read the shithead guy’s rambling in Nagito Komaeda’s voice

[mlembug]

"some men never return because they're "totally feminized" into the state of permanent "pseudo-gayness"" is my favourite line out of the entire post

[teratocrat]

taking an antianthrogen to become more bestial

[crown-princess-carrion]

the princess deserves bug mouthparts + big fuckoff mandibles that all split apart when it yawns

[crown-princess-carrion]

she’s so regal….

[transcribepaige]

Tarantula Hawk! The state insect of New Mexico! They can fly up to 12mph. With no visible stinger and perching on a flower this appears to be a male; female tarantula hawks are usually out hunting tarantulas to drag back to its burrow and lay an egg in, while males sit atop tall flowers to look for mates. The males have no stinger and do not hunt. The female's sting is extremely painful, but they usually don't sting humans unless angered.

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

[ashenbot]

i just love women

[abstractslime]

piss them off and they'll hire a guy whose legal name is 'The Fucked Freak' to hang around your house and kill you

[actualized-animal]

Did You Learn?

you can lie on the floor in your home and the Soft Baby who lives there will approach you. this will increase your chance of contact with Nose Wet by 75%

[corantus]

locked the fuck in get my money up

[skoomabong]