you're an experiment having an experience

rusty 20s 💤 animal interacting with its environment (main/personal blog)

[flourescencia]

Nia Archives promoting her upcoming album "Emotional Junglist" via youtube

[delicate-viscera]

(tearfully) i just want everyone to be a girl…m-my lesbian greed…it can’t b-be sated…

[altaring]

Every time you are at ease while being misunderstood your cells improve nutrient absorption by 10%

[kuttithevangu]

The other day a neighbor asked if this toy has a name and I didn’t want to admit that my mother calls it “his carcass”

[doefrost]

if i simply find a new gas station to get yummy post-work soothing bevvys from and the clerks dont suddenly start being creeps to me maybe my life will get good again. for no particular reason i also have to continue not making eye contact with all the other stuff going on

[carfuckerlynch]

some bloggers have been observed exhibiting signs of physical and emotional distress when deprived of a beverage.

[thickness-protection-program]

According to fox entertainment this is who we should be afraid of. I didn't know who Francesca Hong was 10 minutes ago but thankfully now I'm aware of this monster and her monsterous policies

[doefrost]

had the kind of shift that's got me opening r/dogfree to remind myself i actually really like dogs

[doefrost]

Im completely fine actually

[porcyworld]

furiously searching online "what do animals do out in a rainstorm" while it's raining

[porcyworld]

nobody worry too much because they all produce various oils and have different densities of fur to keep them dry and warm as well as seek out shelter under thick vegetation

[egberts]

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

[doefrost]

had the kind of shift that's got me opening r/dogfree to remind myself i actually really like dogs

[doefrost]

I really miss still being dumb and new enough at my job that people didnt try to speak to me on my breaks

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

[daria-argento]

Will the owner of the green amoeba please come to the parking lot? Your amoeba is being towed 🦠

[bippus]

Fuuuuck

[ihopejakeydiesnow]

[dykeferatu]

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

[doefrost]

I am like 90% sure that "the woker" is not actually a character in the Dirty Computer movie but I havent fully rewatched it to check and I dont know why the Dirty Computer CD booklet would claim otherwise