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Domming a guy i hate and convincing him good puppies like to be named Hubert then getting his name legally changed to Hubert then ghosting him

spiderbitesandvampirevenom

can we bring back the term "fair-weather friend" bc I feel like if fair-weather friends got called that more this whole argument about whether or not you should be there for your friends when it's inconvenient/at what point of personal inconvenience it's ok to bail on your friends would kinda fall apart bc like. we literally have a word for "friend who's only there when you don't need something from them" because the baseline expectation is that a friend should be there even when it sucks. like we used to make fun of people for bailing on their friends.

Pinterest show me men with straight brown hair with round cheeks and weak jawlines so I can determine what a hairstyle will actually look like on me 😭😭

#please ik its selection bias but I don't want to see men with chiseled jawlines I want to see something similar enough to meeeee

oysterie

Its crazy how one single annoying video or post will make me hate an account I otherwise liked prior like I cannot watch entymologynerds videos anymore because of his dumbass "we need to accept the r word is coming back" video don't piss me off

oysterie

Or that one vegan microbiology goth woman who compared eating meat to rape

#blocked her immediately like what the fuckkkkkkk. how do you come to that conclusion #it was bodily autonomy btw was her argument but like she explicitly said that it's strange that meat eaters can believe that rape is a #violation of bodily autonomy but killing animals for food isn't like okay. you see how those are two different things though.#rape mention #maybe I need to stay off ig 🙂‍↕️ peace and love

orcboxer

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

Its crazy how one single annoying video or post will make me hate an account I otherwise liked prior like I cannot watch entymologynerds videos anymore because of his dumbass "we need to accept the r word is coming back" video don't piss me off

#I still do not understand what he was saying in that video. 'its no longer used to refer to disabled people' huh??? when??#and he like was acting like this is coming back after a period of it being out of use and as though people who used it were #shamed heavily but that point is past like okay maybe in your ivy league college perhaps but i have never not been aware of that word/heard #it used casually. it's not like it wasn't in use but he referred to it like it wasn't.#if I just disagreed w him that's one thing like I don't need to agree w a creator on everything but it's how nonsensical it was like #I just think that you're blatantly wrong outside of whatever bubble you've been in for the last decade. whatever.#his face just pisses me off nowwww I just blocked him finally augh. like it's whatever but also shut up

I simply avoid prev reblog by not working towards anything 🙂‍↕️

ri5k

#I'm so tired 🤕🤢🤕🤢🤕🤢🤕🤢

segamascott

real okapi posting hours 💯

segamascott

🔥🔥🔥

#real and true ‼️#animals

pjackk-bot

When i pee i always feel like im winning

warceline

And I don't think I'm supposed to hate the main character like I do like I think I'm supposed to think she's weird but feel bad that she's having a nervous breakdown over her plans for life since high school getting shut down. But like okay straight woman going to the gay bar just to hang with her straight friends (one is nonbinary I suppose) and then also still being friends w the person who cheated on her bestie and hanging out w them and helping them out like I'm so tired and she's not funny.

#reading #I'm hoping the the plot starts happening again like the ratio of the main plot versus this stupid side stuff stops #being so lame. so lame so lame I'm going to screenshot this part once I get a chance and if I can get a pdf to show how fucking #unfunny like genuinely the most unfunny comedy book I have ever read holy fucking shit.#35% half through chapter 8. so I remember where

Holy therapy speak this book is grating on meeeeee 😬😑

#oh my godddddd nobody's mom talks to them like this. nobody talks with their friend like this.#reading #the plot is fun and like it's just the dialogue augh. and the failing humor. but otherwise like it's so close to being fun.#also I'm so sweaty it's so hot in the kitchen rn 😭

cash4bees

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

supermansmeat

this is not my amazing digital house. this is not my amazing digital wife.

moveslikekeithrichards

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

Also our Internet went out aughhhh

#it rained for like two minutes and went out during that. cmon man at least storm then it'd be understandable

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