Does this post contain a Darkner?

Hello! This blog identifies Darkners in images.

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Intro

Hello!

This blog identifies Darkners in photos.

The limit to an individual Darkner count is 30, for my sake. Anything over 30 will be designated >30.

#darkner identified - A Darkner has been identified.

#darkner not identified - No Darkners have been identified.

#weapon identified - A weapon only available in Dark Worlds has been identified.

#armor identified - A piece of armor only available in Dark Worlds has been identified.

#consumable identified - A consumable only available in Dark Worlds has been identified.

#not identifying - Miscellaneous.

Sincerely, Mod

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[pointless-achievements]

Rare Achievement Unlocked:

After The Clouds Clear

Sorry, I don't give out medals, this is the best I can do.

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This post does not contain any known Darkners.

[lilowoof]

100 piece surprise miffy puzzle!

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Since OP counted for me (very nice), this post contains:

x100 Jigsawry (Miffy)

[floradinn-fan]

Rare photo of a rare multicolored Pippins guarding its mate and their Pippinlings. Freshly hatched Pippinlings are so small that their shells have yet to become fully opaque, meaning the shells are still soft enough that their young are at their most vulnerable state.

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Can confirm! This post contains:

x~17-20 Pippins

[malbolge-official]

Quastion:

I have always known that the little ""trackpoint""/nub on a laptop keyboard (this thing:

([ID: A red pointing stick on a Lenovo ThinkPad, of a soft dome style, with the nerve endings stylized as rows of bumps. /end ID]))

is analogous to the human clitoris, despite its commonly being referred to as a nipple. However, I was curious as to the location of the computer's clitoris on devices which lack this, most obviously desktop models without a built-in keyboard.

As keyboards remain the main input device for the majority of purposes, I am not entirely sure that a traditional mouse would fulfill the same design, though its position as a peripheral sensory organ be never in doubt. My reference to the nub's role as clitoris comes from its location nestled within the keyboard, not specifically due to its input method.

However, rethinking this, it seems clear to me that I am relying on a far too narrow and human-centric idea of erogenous zones and genitalia. While the nub appears to make sense as a clitoris, its appearance is misleading, as the important part is the path through which the computer processes various inputs.

In this way, physical work on the machine's hardware might not be strictly analogous to penetration, either.

Anyway. The point of this post, I suppose, is to solicit y'all's thoughts and ideas on the matter. I hope this post reaches those eager to contribute!

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This post contains:

x1 Nubert

[monstermonger]

Friend in an alleyway | my wife sent me this photo the other day and said "you HAVE to draw this." and I agreed completely <:

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This drawing contains:

x1 No no no no no no no no NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[jongler-pronouns-daily]

🧯 <- one time i misread this emoji as a tiny jongler and i got really excited before realising it was in fact a fire extinguisher

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This post contains:

x1 Fire Extinguisher

[kde-plasma-official]

@lenovo-real

(source)

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This video contains:

x1 Queen

x1 Nubert (𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂)

[segor]

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This photo contains:

x5 Rabbick

Sorry for the hiatus!

[dootingmachine]

[littleguysdaily]

This was a Patreon request!

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Okay now THIS is a x1 Tenna

[wildragon]

Tested Rebelle with a drawing of the Hatman.

It's a good painting software, but sadly it hates .psd format for some reason... 😭

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This art contains:

x1 Shadowguy

[ratlinez]

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Combined, these photos contain:

>30 C. Round

[kinstein-art]

everyone and their mother has already drawn them in this pose and im no exception. i love them so so muuuuuucccchhhhh

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Grace appears to be using:

x1 Queen

[and-the-gun-kissed-my-face]

New room decor obtained from the thrift store.

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This photo contains:

x1 Lancer (Wood)

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rainbow dice

yay

nay

results

Voting ended onApr 14

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This poll contains:

x1 Pippins (Rainbow)

[unreformedcarrots]

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This meme references:

x1 Tasque Manager

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Reminder that I happily accept submissions of images to identify Darkners in!