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[thefaultinourforcebond]

Keeping Up with the Ravkans | Incorrect Grishaverse (Part 1 | Part 2)

BONUS:

[angstdelights]

Me:

[warriorsproject]

can you please tag all your posts with warrior cats or something so i can block them from appearing on my dash? (nothing personal I just. dont like warrior cats)

[siverfanweedo]

tumblr never changes

[does-this-look-inanimate-to-you]

same energy as this mess of a post

[wynder-lust]

[unclefather]

[mayordog-deactivated20160926]

a warning

[dietaryfiber-deactivated2018092]

we have Ten Days

[thefuzzydave]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[stupidbeecandle]

I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job.  There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept.  The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.

Even in the house it was LOUD.  Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval.  You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off.  It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.

At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks.  People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.

One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit.  It did.  Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that.  People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.

That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days

[glowingghosty]

[mcnerds]

you know you could’ve just said “no they don’t have wifi” and that would’ve answered the question

[stupidbeecandle]

But then you wouldnt have known about the moose

[all-chickens-are-trans]

anytime i see anything about that cruella movie i just think "team starkid's twisted did it better"

[bowling-alleycarpet]

Okay so cruella was made because of the popularity of those Disney twisted tales books.

The first one, was a retelling of Aladdin from Jafar’s point of view. I was a beta reader before publication. I am telling you, the description and the book as far as I got? Directly stolen from Twisted. Absolutely. And they couldn’t do anything about it because Disney has more money than starkid could ever afford to fight (I’m going to note here that Twisted is perfectly legal and protected under US law under the copyright clause for Parody). I couldn’t even stand to finish the book.

TL;DR: Cruella only exists because of Twisted

[tastefullyoffensive]

[c-bassmeow]

ivuoyibhl cuovypbo;k vhgvi;obpupyiogukj

[homunculus-argument]

I keep thinking about that story I read online about some dude who moved to a bigger city for university, once remarked to his peers in the student housing that "it smells like a storm coming", and they were like bruh what the hell, and had a full-blown argument about whether you can smell a storm coming or not.

And then the next morning someone sarcastically asks him what today's weather will be, he decides to fuck with them and frankly answer the question, and then it becomes something of a routine, that he'll open a window or step outside to smell the air and tell them what he thinks it'll be like today.

And he's so reliable that they actually start to count on his predictions when they choose what to wear for the day, more than one of them actually tell their friends about "that dude in the dorms that can smell the fucking weather", not exactly a celebrity but it's just The Thing He Is Known For.

While really after the first incident he just started checking the day's weather forecast online before getting up.

[kiddsworld]

My friend texted this to me and said she couldn’t tell if this was a drink or drain cleaner

[bashircore]

it's giving me such mixed messages like it says "non-toxic" and "industrial strength" but also "no sugar" and "gluten-free"

[transmascfrankiero]

the drink of all time

[funnytwittertweets]

[og-fanofmyself]

I have to physically stop myself from spoilering myself while reading ahead

[uhhhhhhmeow]

Oh God I thought I was the only one

[consistantly-changing]

[Image description: a tweet by @fragoles “Redda” which says “ok ok just had a talk with my bf where I was like “sometimes I get so excited while reading my eyes.. skip over entire paragraphs? N then I have to like force myself to stop reading and go back to read over the parts I missed” n he was like “NO ONE DOES THAT” pls tell me I’m not alone”.]

[genderwizard]

wizard hat cowboy brim

[wizardsisananimal]

[trickstertime]

[witch-without-gender]

Witch o’ the Wild West

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

I wish I had the ability

[space-nougat-deactivated2020052]

to do what?

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Yeah

[calamitylou-blog1]

Where has this been all my life?

[pankunchiii]

Jane living in 3047 while us suckers are living in 2018

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

Have faith in your dreams and someday, your rainbow will come smiling through. No matter how your heart is grieving, if you keep on believing, the dream that you wish will come true.