[sodor-memetime]

[mysterypuppys]

U literally cannot save your mother like it cant be done

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

Fuuuuck dude I got drunk last night and tried to take down the villain on my own and now he’s texting me some ‘I’m the only one allowed to defeat you’ shit bro what do I do

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

Man he just yelled ‘I want him alive’ to his goons, it’s so over.

[f0restnympho420]

if someone doesn’t do something perverted with me soon i think im gonna die

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[dog-spiit]

no no no i’m removing the poison it’s actually fine bc im getting the poison out of my skin 🤗💕

[maxxie-or-smth]

no one else twists the knife as good as u come over

[honeyglot]

this is what GOOD pussy sounds like [geiger counter noises]

[raisinchallah]

sex is so boring and passe but things that are metaphorically sex but weirder will never go out of style

[notesfrompanihida]

im a violent dog and i know exactly why i bite

[dog-spiit]

one day i’m gonna walk into the middle of a cornfield get belligerently drunk individually pull out every single visible hair on my body and then kill myself

[dog-spiit]

*twirling my hair* what if you were gnawing on my femur

[dog-spiit]

my neck <- your teeth

[xvelvetcoffinx]

backshots this, backshots that, i would like to be taken out back and shot

[louiswainenthusiast]

ndjdjjsjsks i drew party poison!! im actually really proud of how it turned out :DD (and yes i changed my artstyle again shut up)

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[gothlynz-deactivated20221219]

Sam Litwin

[nolonelyroads]

International Car Forest 2, Goldfield, NV