The Crater of Misplaced Enthusiasm

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[fryeshiverbigman-deactivated202]

[nebulashepard-deactivated202605]

if you are fat and hairy i have great news for you. you are smoking hot sexy. your natural allure is off the damn charts. carry on.

[europe-abolitionist]

(popular leftist voice) these right wingers are so mad because they get no women. if you are a Good Person a woman will appear and suck your dick.

[europe-abolitionist]

woah that is so cool she must be really cute..

[atomicdragonrascalrebel]

average male leftist

[europe-abolitionist]

bro kill yourself.

[thingswithantlers]

The Sitka Blacktailed Deer of the Pacific Northwest coast often swim between the desolate islands that they call home, during this time they are often spotted by fishermen and sailors. Despite the water temperature averaging between 40 and 50 degrees Fahrenheit, the deer can swim for miles to reach their destination. 

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[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[godkissedme]

High in the kitchen doing bullshit

[oldmanpusspuss]

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

[suigintou]

i just felt someone right click me

[i-am-the-oyster]

[squeakitties]

still thinking about the apparent 2006-2007 epidemic of rabid swarms of wii remotes descending on helpless televisions like locusts

[visenyaism]

Marylanders don’t say hi hello how are you my name is they just try to kill you with their car. which is of course a great honor in their culture

[kosmogrl]

they weren’t kidding when they said the only way out is through

[cykelops]

chatgpt is a threat to the symbiotic relationship between fanfic writers and their betas. we are losing our traditions. eradicate the soulless machine and ask your friend who has a full time job and 3 kids to annotate your omegaverse fanfiction like any other responsible adult.

[dogpuppy]

[beastliness]

marry a man who calls you cute pet names like "creep," "wretched beast," and "you scheming little bastard"

[randomalistic]

Go

[depsidase]