The Crater of Misplaced Enthusiasm

☆ Call me Swizzle☆ ☆Use any pronouns!☆ ☆I'm 26!☆ ☆My blog pages are a mess, I haven't updated them in years☆ Icon by zombutcher on kofi!!

[fryeshiverbigman-deactivated202]

[theweight]

this orange was pregnant. Isn’t the world amazing

[only-cat-memes]

[forgwater]

[hiltontower]

[h3r0-hunter]

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[starbiology]

Found out that theres just no explanation for where the neopets faeries come from or how they can apparently have generations of families lol,, so theories:

[manlyster]

im making some stickers and i wanted to show off a couple WIPs. currently showing yall the 4 out of 12

[corporationkills]

now who kicked all those springs under the fridge

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

[goofda]

“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔

[hungwy]

[enki2]

[achillesinhighheels]

It’s a tony soprano summer

[godisafujoshi]

What this means

[uncensoredhijabii]

[churrotowns]

since it’s pride month, throwback to this beautiful cover and this wholesome interaction between two icons

[brightlotusmoon]

[mochiwei]

Something silly is in the works! I can’t wait to share more about Chuckle and Fart’s adventures soon 🤡💕

[xrd]

*does this to you*

[xrd]

Frankly beautiful way of phrasing it

[mascwoman]

New bumper sticker 🕺

[shinyeternatus]

ID: Picture of a transparent bumper sticker on someone's back windshield that reads, "I like my music the way I like my women: LOUD, HEAVY, AND EVIL". The word evil is red while the rest of the text is white. End ID

[daughter-of-sapph0]