I'm not sick, I'm twisted.

Sick makes it sound like there is a cure.. HAHAHHAHAHAH!

[dogboygenius]

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strawpage <- Go draw me a picture

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Az - he/him - dog

I reblog a lot of different stuff. lots of sexual jokes and language on here fair warning. I am a grown up!!

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[pjackk]

Last time i was in baltimore i stepped on a pregnant rat

[nayohme]

addicted to lying

[pjackk]

Its name was your name actualy

[catmask]

by the way. it never is too late to decide you want to be happy. the woman who helped me get hormones didnt start hers until she was 70, and i met her at 73, beautiful and smiling - and told me that the last three years of her life had been her favorite. your favorites might be ahead of you too. why not hang around and find out?

[zerio105]

when most people first join deviantArt at a young age they usually start off posting sonic the hedgehog recolors and anime screenshots. but then there was me, making king of the hill super forms

[blutonews]

htps://www.blutonews.org/article/18

Bluto Likes to Shake his Ass while He climbs

Bluto is a strange man! he likes to shake his ASS as he climbs like some sort of pervert. admire it while you can. because he wont be around forever you know....

[ps192]

$6 coffee oh ill see myself out

[clottedblog]

[asofteredge]

hey everyone, just curious:

what is everyone's criteria for blocking people?

[machinot]

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

[grimalkhiindi]

I hate you shipping discourse I hate you unnecessarily aggressive DNI banners I hate you dehumanization of those you disagree with I hate you harassment over ships or favorite characters I hate you purposeful lack of nuance I hate you false equivalencies I hate you policing how people engage in fandom I hate you actively trying to make fandom spaces hostile I hate you refusal to filter your feed I hate you making it everyone else’s problem

[tamagotchi]

There was a girl on neopets a few years back who had a pet tick. She'd post pics of it in polly pocket playsets. I gotta find it again it sounds too fake

[tamagotchi]

[thegoodmorningman]

You can tell the Planet isn't dying because if it was, everyone would be freaking out and taking all kinds of emergency measures to save it. No one's really doing that. So it must be fine. Good Morning.

[oneterabyteofkilobyteage]

original url http://www.geocities.com/RainForest/Andes/2682/

archived on 2009-04-28 07:55:27

[qelflinq]

The pig on my witch is fading away😢

[liquidstar]

Man what the hell I went to the club in my dream and my brain made up a new goth band that was the New Hottest Edgy Thing when when I woke up I realized the lyrics were just "I love you vampire. Monday vampire Tuesday vampire Wednesday vampire every day vampire" and it just goes on like that in like a typical bauhaus esque goth voice. What. Kindergarten goth song

[gothhabiba]

to be fair this is exactly what goth lyrics are actually like

[testosteronefetus]

life eventually lets go.. and that, my friend.. that is when Death Grips...

[kuwau]

what character(s) do you associate with the person you reblogged this from?

[rainermaria]

The platonic ideal of the Sugar Mommy doesn't exist. I wish it did but no one is actually serious about being a sugar mommy in 2026

[rainermaria]

At this point I would settle for a sugar aunt who takes me to the mall like once a year and buys me Cinnabon