kiss the my ass

OKAY, FINE! I ADMIT IT! I *AM* GLOOBY!

[miketheboardplease]

tenna • he/it/ey • adult

I'm introject please be kindness and sweetness to me

I like bad things!

[64mpg]

i’m on onion rings right now

[64mpg]

get me my keys NOW

[stupidestasshole]

$20 is all i need to buy a lollipop or two lollipops

[sana-kan]

[transientsatellite]

[transientsatellite]

[abandoned-quiche]

* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?

* (I'm collecting them.

* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.

* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!

[bloodied-dagger]

* Oh, these parentheses I keep closing?)

* There’s some guy who keeps opening them.)

* Right now, they think they’re 1,762 parentheses deep…)

* But really? They’re all closed.) Thanks to me.)

[gauntletqueen]

@punkitt-is-here also what I was thinking

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

[guy who doesn't know how sex works trying to rizz up a robotgirl who's anatomically accurate] im gonna penetrate your amazing digital cervix.

[sacred-portal]

[bewbin]

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

[segamascott]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Starting to freak out less. Sent from my two tufts of hair on my head

[weltenwellen]

Anis Mojgani, from “Here I Am”, Songs from Under the River: A Collection of Poetry

[xrd]

Reluctant Kris: Spamton city is a myth, we should turn back

SOUL: it’s getting dark, keep moving

Spamton: [SPAMTON] CITY’S REAL. IT’S A CITY FULL OF [BIG SHOTS] A PLACE I’LL [belong] & FIT IN, IT’S HOME. [I saw it]

Ralsei : the implications are astounding

[kingcatnine]

[ID: the background of the Spamton NEO fight in deltarune. It's a city skyline, and some of the buildings appear to be in the shape of Spamton's head.]

[luxwing]

Whenever I hear someone say "the woke mob" I have to stop myself from laughing because even today all I can think of is this fucking tweet

[luxwing]

Happy Pride to the Woke Mob

[estrogenpatchnotes]

My job? I’m the bat enemy in 2D games that flies at you from a diagonal angle you can’t shoot in, it’s an under appreciated role but really serves to test the player’s understanding of the mechanics leading up to harder challenges. I also receive an intense smug satisfaction when they can’t hit me.

[estrogenpatchnotes]

I am learning that many of you are not accustomed to controlling your character in such a way to precisely align your vertical axis with another target at the same time your slightly delayed ranged attack reaches its apex, a skill important to platformers I exist to teach. Also kyeheheheheh~

[deedis]

norp

[deedis]

nop i dont tink so