Dogeian Sonnet

so poetry, very art

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

[moonblossom]

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

[samstarium]

so this guy at school has a 3d printer and he’s been secretly selling these

kirbies with legs

and i got mine today

here’s the handmade package

i open it and

oh

[one-divides-into-two]

[dogeiansonnet]

~a poem~

Make like a mudskipper and breathe through your skin/

these are the conditions we now live in.

[depressedbutnoregrets]

I made this because I was seeing the moth memes all around Facebook and I just happened to have Solaire as my phone wallpaper.

[i-am-a-fish]

honestly when I turn 69 years old I don’t care how frail my body has gotten I’m doing the fortnite dance

[i-am-a-fish]

chubby people are not “weak”. do you even game? it’s called a tank build, and it’s dominating the meta right now.

[dogeiansonnet]

You: heliocentrist, debates if the earth is round or flat like a fool, thinks we’re spinning through space???

Me, and intellectual: geocentrist, earth’s shape is irrelevant, obviously stationary!! like?!c’mon

[i-am-a-fish]

h hey hey guys i have a funny joke and the punchline is gayple syrup you wanna hear it

[gardenvarietygayest-blog]

go ahead dude

[i-am-a-fish]

oh um, alright thank you so the joke it’s all like um

[i-am-a-fish]

so uh what is the thing that the um

[ihavenoideawhattoputforthis]

Pancakes?

[i-am-a-fish]

No no not that yet we

we aren’t there yet

[ihavenoideawhattoputforthis]

Oh, my bad.

[i-am-a-fish]

the um,

oh it’s fine don’t worry about it

[i-am-a-fish]

the um

[i-am-a-fish]

the gays

[highfunctioning-soiciopath]

Like syrup?

[i-am-a-fish]

No not that it’s uh

[i-am-a-fish]

I -

I’d actually really like to tell the joke by myself if that’s ok I appreciate the help but i am ok

[highfunctioning-soiciopath]

Oh, sorry. We believe in you!

[i-am-a-fish]

oh ok um thanks so much so it’s like the uh

the gays um

what do the g

what do the gays like to put on their pancakes like what kind of syrup

[mevsthhighway]

my god what

[i-am-a-fish]

ga

[i-am-a-fish]

gayple syrup

[trista-la-vista]

wow that was really funny!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

ha ha thank you i know

[itsslcp]

Not to be dramatic, but I would die for Humphrey.

[bext-k]

I LOVE HUMPHREY

[owomon]

[foxafterhours]

[foxafterhours]

he evolved

[i-am-a-fish]

Ya know I’ve been doing some research and I heard there was a secret chord that david played and it pleased the lord

[muppet-from-space]

Ya but I don’t really care for music :/

[i-am-a-fish]

[dogeiansonnet]

you've still got your charming personality!

[i-am-a-fish]

i know everything you need to know about cabbage:

round

[dogeiansonnet]

but will it make me happy?

[thumo-leonta-deactivated2020092]

Georges Rochegrosse (1859–1938), Le Chevalier aux Fleurs (The Knight of the Flowers) (detail) (1894), oil on canvas, 235.5 x 374 cm, Musée d'Orsay, Paris. Wikimedia Commons.

[i-am-a-fish]

[almasystem]

flex for me mr fish

[i-am-a-fish]