Drowning-- Can't Swim

misc.

[mevil]

[lizholmes]

[si-lee-me]

[the-big-mood]

At Toba aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[scorpyuu]

🐱

[incorrect-long-live-evil]

Marius: You can't do that, Rae

Rae: Don't worry, I have a permit

Marius: This just says "I can do whatever I want"

Key: And she can

[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

can't quite get over the emperor's 2 choices being either becoming completely obsessed to the point of destruction with a woman who, unbeknownst to him, never loved him, who then dies and destroys him further, or becoming completely obsessed to the point of destruction (times two!) with a woman who DOES love him but who he's unable to believe does and who keeps trying to leave him pretty much solely to make his life better

[yellowraincoat]

Key of the Cauldron, down in the Dread Ravine, recently zombified, reforging a sword in lava or some shit (despite having no previous metal work experience) & collecting a sick-ass evil diamond, mask, and chest plate somehow from this pit in the ground: I’ll show that bitch. I’m going to come back hotter THAN EVER.

[lacanthropy]

*rolls over toward you in the dark and dead of night* Are you awake? Cool, cool. Do you ever think about how, if given the chance, Key of the Cauldron would've been there for Rae when she was hospitalized?

He would've been by her bedside every day no matter what anyone else thought about it, he would have held her hair back when she threw up and tucked her in when she was cold and told her dad that he and his new family could go fuck themselves, the baby included. He would've skipped school and gone back just to tell Marlowe that Rae might not throw her out the window but he gladly would, and he would've learned to get along with Alice and he'd have memorized the whole Time of Iron series just to read it to Rae when she was awake. He'd steal the hospital popsicles for her and beat the crap out of anyone who made her feel bad when she started losing her hair, he'd have held her and raged with her *becoming increasingly hysterical* He'd have been there for her until the end and after that. No matter how mean and tired she got, no matter how m any times they tried to kick him out, he'd have slept on the hospital floor just to stay by her side. Love survives death.

Anyway, goodnight.

[yekokataa]

sue did such a good job building that bathroom closet that i think she missed her true calling as a general contractor

[tiny-chubby-bird]

has this been done yet

[modernbluem]

i love how the devil wears prada 2 seems to tackle society losing touch with analog media like magazines, journalists getting laid off in the name of optimization and profit, and this growing collective delusion that ai can replace the deeply human, deeply soulful thing that art has always been

[junefl0wers]

did i consume this piece of media or did this piece of media consume me

[miakwat]

Still refuse to believe they walked down that entire road and didn't recognize each other

[emwheezie]

"time heals all wounds" WRONG. time is chasing me with a knife

[anxietyproblem]

[anxietyproblem]