hiii 🎉🎉🎉

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[thedogeveryonehates]

[croaksac]

absolutely clear my fucking schedule

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

"maya is content" (2008), show and tell

[babushkaat]

[babushkaat]

[saltsnecked]

yolk-colored dresses and deviled eggs.

[cherrysodasunshine]

Imagine you snort a line of coke unprompted and get totally wired. For no reason at all you decide to go in the woods. Then you get a boner (obviously) and decide the best course of action is masturbating between the trees. Very quickly you sow your jizz into the ground. Then you come out of it. And realize what you've done. And you feel a teensy bit embarrassed by it. So you go home and furiously start looking for pen and paper. And you write:"You might think you've seen me go into the woods and do a massive wanking off sesh, but actually, it wasn't me. It was my evil twin, who's called Cock Cain. But fret not, he died bc his face melted like that scene in Indiana Jones when the Nazis open the Ark". That's exactly what Kier Eagan did.

[faint-glimmers-of-hope]

Gemma being at the center of Lumon's secretive operations, being the true meaning behind MDR's work, resisting torture for an extended period of time with nerves of steel, suffering the most extreme version of severance, yearning to come back to the real world and being a HOT RUSSIAN LITERATURE PROFESSOR only for some braindead people to call her uninteresting. Skill issue she's all I can think about

[tvuniverse]

SEVERANCE -> 2x02 Goodbye, Mrs. Selvig + The Break Room

[combustable-head]

S02E2 "Goodbuy Mrs Selvig"

S01E3 "In Perpetuity"

[n0atmilk]

Some pre s1 markpetey shenanigans

[barbaress]

ouuuh i miss him

[tacktheyak]

I miss you every day Petey Kilmer please come back

[communist-ant-hill]

Ya'll remember how online games made specifically for children were programmed in a way that made it practically impossible to share your personal info?

When age, gender, location was censured like profanity in the name of protecting kids?

But suddenly the Only Way to keep children safe online is to make sure that they have 0 privacy?

Yeah ok. Sure. For the children.

[sorems-art]

Mii chanel pastel oil

[saltsnecked]

my beautiful princess with a disorder.

[saltsnecked]

sun n moon girl(s)

[iamheavymeta-lll]

[minovskyy]

becoming homophobic because when two characters in a scene have the same pronouns you have to say their names one william times

[minovskyy]

finally some good advice on this post