* 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐄 : 𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝟏.
feel free to change pronouns / wording!
“ another parking ticket? ”
“ new york’s finest soil themselves. ”
“ do i ever need back-up? ”
“ standing around here sulking won’t bring him back. ”
“ your opinion is noted. ”
“ may i take your order? ”
“ so that’s two ‘we’re not as funny as we think we are’ combos with a side of ‘bite me.’ ”
“ experience suggests i should never cut a rug… unless i’m installing carpet. ”
“ tell anyone about me and i will hunt you down. ”
“ why are those guys shooting at us!? ”
“ i get it, i get it. the first rule of robot fight club is don’t talk about robot fight club. ”
“ are you willing to make the ultimate sacrifice? ”
“ you know this is complex technology, don’t you? ”
“ let’s get you home, partner. ”
“ i’d stick around but i’m squeamish. ”
“ the joint’s gonna blow! ”
“ can i come with next time? ”
“ he was mutated… butchered. ”
“ i’m pretty sure the cops will be out looking for me. ”
“ have you broken the law? ”
“ i just wanted to say i’m really sorry for your loss. ”
“ what could you possibly know about loss? ”
“ you will take me for a spin every once in a while? ”
“ leave a note for your mom, she worries! ”
“ thought you might actually enjoy the ride if you weren’t getting shot at. ”
“ thank goodness for peace and quiet. ”
“ house guests can be such a bother. ”
“ playing bodyguard is one thing, babysitting’s another. ”
“ my hearing is sharp as ever. ”
“ i sometimes mess around on the harmonica. ”
“ this one’s a ballad - my fist, your face! ”
“ what? i saw it on tv. ”
“ you know how to hack? ”
“ you treat all your guests this nice? ”
“ i have no appreciation for human humour. ”
“ i got an issue with the customer service around here, could i speak to the manager? ”
“ whoa, are your bones vibrating? ”
“ i am the only one you can rely upon now. ”
“ it’s your fault that we’re stuck in this intensity. ”
“ well maybe i have some regard for your safety. ”
“ how do you know it isn’t just a recipe for space nachos? ”
“ you fought zombies and i missed it? ”
“ now i understand why you had to rush home. ”
“ stop trying to pretend you’re normal. ”
“ i think normal suits me fine. ”
“ maybe you’re growing on me. ”
“ security sure is lax in this place. ”
“ you’re a human, can you build me a small intestine? ”
“ i would be willing to consider a truce, if you would be willing to bow before me. ”
“ no one could’ve survived this. ”
“ everyone believes you are deceased. ”
“ i’ve always wanted to see snow. ”
“ i will bring you back a snowball. ”
“ oh? scared of losing? ”
“ they pick you apart from the inside out. ”
“ i get to be your bodyguard for once. ”
“ did you just scream like a little girl? ”
“ okay… wish i hadn’t seen that. ”
“ one should not be measured by size alone. ”
“ i’d invite you in, but the place is a mess! ”
“ what’s with all the security? ”
“ if you’re trying to ruin my day, you’re gonna have to try harder. ”
“ ever think i might need a hand here? ”
“ seemed like a good idea at the time. ”
“ you don’t seem like yourself. ”
“ you’re not planning to leave already, are you? ”
“ you’re gonna tell me everything i wanna know. ”
“ you lead a charmed life, walking among titans. ”
“ whoa, you’re pretty fierce. ”
“ never leave the enemy with the spoils. ”
“ maybe we should jump? ”
“ did detention end early? ”
“ you can’t just cut detention! ”
“ eugh, you sound like my parents. ”
“ you’re smarter than you let on. ”
“ i hate talking to machines. ”
“ covertly and giant robots don’t really go together. ”
“ we’re already trespassers and thieves, why not add forgery to the list? ”
“ winning isn’t enough, you wanna make him cry. ”
“ i’m an automobile enthusiast. ”
“ what part of ‘just this once’ did you not understand? ”
“ do you know how hard that is to replace? ”
“ really wish i’d packed some insect repellent. ”
“ quite the outdoors-man, aren’t you? ”
“ you’re kinda freaking me out here! ”
“ your sense of direction could use some improvement. ”
“ partners don’t ditch partners. ”
“ at some point you really have to ask yourself, is it them, or is it me? ”
“ that’s the spirit! play hard to get! ”
“ i do not enjoy being bored. ”
“ you scratch my back, i scratch yours. ”
“ i do not believe in spirits. ”
“ how long have you been there…? ”
“ i love when a plan comes together! ”
“ i can’t believe you made me lose my phone! ”
“ not a word about this, to anyone. ”
“ there i am, minding my own business when my arm just falls off! ”
“ how about when i finish with you, i pay her a visit? ”
“ since you evidently aren’t squeamish, i’ll allow you to watch. ”
“ marco! – you’re supposed to say polo! ”
“ just keep that thing pointed away from me, alright? ”
“ thanks for walking me home, you’re a real gentleman. ”
“ and i wore heels and everything… ”
“ a scout should be silent but deadly. ”
“ silent but deadly means something completely different on earth. ”
“ no matter where i turn, i’m the third wheel. ”
“ why don’t you just marry her!? ”
“ would you stay still? ”
“ you’ve finally become tiresome, predictable - you’ve hit rock bottom. ”
“ i just need to rest for a second, that’s all. ”
“ i don’t wanna hurt you. ”
“ yes, run! i would love to see you try. ”
“ if you think i’m gonna beg for mercy, forget it! ”
“ ah, yes, begging for mercy would be quite pathetic, wouldn’t it? ”
“ i was never destined to be a leader. ”
“ we’re out numbered and out-gunned. ”
“ that information is need to know, and right now - you don’t. ”
“ the past has a way of catching up with the present. ”
“ i prefer working alone. ”
“ revenge will not bring back those we have lost. ”
“ i’m not really so bad, you know. ”
“ it is the external wounds which heal the quickest. ”
“ would you mind lowering the volume? ”
“ innocent vehicles battling for the pleasure of human spectators? eugh - bloodsport! ”
“ back-up is what i’m built for. ”
“ games are only fun to play, when you’re winning. ”
“ sometimes i wish i could do more. ”
“ how is it that such small beings can be so loud? ”
“ are you hurt? you fell. ”
“ you need to keep your emotions in check. ”
“ do not believe everything you read. ”
“ watch out for the quiet ones. ”