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New pinned incoming, putting this here so the pedants know im 27

3 am on the overnight shift: i should research that ttrpg i want to play

5 am on the overnight shift: (working like a goddamn dog)

7 am on the overnight shift: i should text my ex that i hate him. I should send him a pipe bomb in the mail.

sailatina3

insecuregodcomplex

lesbianboyfriend

[tweet reading: Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas /end ID]

crazysodomite

I'm really in a giant centipede mood right now

#4 hours into an overnight shift and i start texting shit like this to australians

urie

the thing is like men and men really cant be friends because the sex part does always get in the way like thats true. and i mean that like im actually dead serious about that

urie

like have you ever seen two straight men attempt to be friends with each other but the gay sex they arent having is literally preventing them from the transformative healing power of friendship. this is real

urie

i dont even mean this in a "they want to fuck each other" way (although many of them do and will never know it) i mean that like the fact that gay sex is even hypothetically possible between them makes it loom over their friendship like it genuinely haunts them that they could be having it. gay sex is the elephant in the room every time they attempt to be emotionally vulnerable with one another, every time they let a hug linger too long. they cannot address its existence and so there is always something in their way, preventing true connection. and that something is the gay sex. that they are not having. the elephant of gay sex

girl-debord

"why don't trans women do any domestic labor" is right up there with "why do trans women never date each other" in terms of questions that show that you know nothing about trans women. except in this case the idea that trans women don't do domestic labor is instrumental in maintaining the social hierarchy that keeps trans women doing domestic labor. the idea that trans women are male-socialized and therefore predisposed to exploit the domestic labor of people who are female-socialized keeps trans women in the insecure position of having to prove themselves by taking on historically feminine domestic roles. the reification of economic feminist analysis into biological/socially-essential categories presents the perfect opportunity for tme partners & roommates to benefit from exactly the type of economic exploitation being criticized.

pollsforadults

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Remaining time: 5 days 9 hours

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

(anon submission)

#professional lice breeder #NO

bippus

captain-price-returns

CENTCOM has released this photo of an F-16 refueling in an "undisclosed location."

angelicguy

i think david lynch had a real version of the chuck mcgill electricty disease but he just handled it like a trooper

angel-in-your-basement

Simple acts of submission are so so good. Sitting at your dom’s feet instead of beside them. Always holding their hand when you’re out, letting them lead you to where you’re going. Waiting until they start to eat before you eat. Asking for permission for things. Seeking out ways to serve them just a little extra in everything you do. It doesn’t even need to be sexual to scratch the itch of submitting to them.

Really sorry to all Carter readers for the "I too am in this episode" energy Hazard brings to the next chapter. Shes not really attached to these people and is thinking about lunch

#read carter