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[windows5]

an underappreciated moment of the monster factory franchise

[dogsuffrageboys]

Why does griffin look like he was edited in

[dogsuffrageboys]

I totally forgot about this post and the notes are amazing

[thatmivy]

…you know ;)

[thisisshitposting]

[hostagesandsnacks]

[talkingsoup]

as our goddess intended

[biitchb0y]

i finally found this shit i never want to lose it again

[lucid-dreemurr]

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

[decapitatedbeta]

Finally finished the Voidfish painting I started last year!!

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

MBMaBM Fan: Have you watched MBMBM?

Me: Nah bro I’m not Gay

MBMaBM Fan: What?

Me: You talking about Man Booty Man Butt ass Butt Man?

[juicemcelroy]

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I’ve noticed on some tags of this post that you guys wanted the hear the audio, so here it is! 

[theubergrump]

Transcription:

“and I’m the baby Griffin.”

“And I’m Griffin, and I’m a child.”

“I’m Naruto.”

Griffin: [sneezes] “Sorry guys, I think I’m just coming down with a touch of basketball feverrrrr” Justin: “You have to say your name.” Griffin: “Griffin McElroy, I have basketball fever.”

Griffin: “And I’m Griffin McElroy. I am playing Minecraft. Right now.” Justin: “Right this second.” Griffin: “While we record the show.”

“I’m Hank “The Spank Tank” Jankerson“

“I’m your sweet baby Jesus brother, Griffin McElroy.”

“I’m your sweet baby, Griffin.”

“I’m Travis.”

“Uh, I’m Griffin McElroy, and, yeah, I’m just gonna, I don’t have shit to do.”

Griffin: [makes obnoxious dolphin noises] Justin: “why. why” Griffin: [continued dolphin noises] Travis: “why are you doing that” Justin: “how could this…” Griffin: “It’s my- it’s how I commune. It’s how I commune with my dolphin brethren.”

Griffin, in a spooky voice: “And I’m the baby New Year-” Justin: “Welcome, Baby New Year!” Griffin” -ghost, I’m the ghost of Baby New Year.”

“I’m your babiest brother Griffin FUCKING McElroy.”

“And I’m Griffin McElroy, the Emperor of Piss.” [laughter]

“I’m your sweet baby brother Griffin McElroy and look at how sticky my hands are! Gonna put ‘em right in your pockets and get all that sweet change out.”

“I’m your oldest brother, Justin McElroy- no wait”

“I’m Justin McElroy Junior.”

“I’m your sweet-ASS brother Griffin McElroy.”

“And I’m Griffin. Guys, what the fuck even is goin’ on anymore?”

Justin: “And what’s your name, little one?” Griffin: “It’s- I think its Ghoul Rat Fin Mummy Rat.“

Griffin, in a shaky voice: “And I’m Pimbles, the- [laughing] and I’m Pimbles, the bread man.”

Griffin: “Griffin Tyler McElroy, boys, what’s that-” Travis: “wait, hold on”

Griffin: “I’m your sweet baby brother, Tyler Tyler Tyler.”

“And I am the valeDICKtorian. You don’t get my name.”

[shromo-deactivated20181202]

when the boss music slaps but you’re tryin not to die

[weinermoney]

I LOVE TUMBLR MOBILE SO MUCH

[mildlyartisticsuperdetective]

OKAY SO HERE ARE THE PICS. Inspired by this post by @pipistrellus (@pipcomix)

These are 16th century Renaissance inspired hotpants, panelled with navy velvet with a red silk lining and hand-embroidered butt slogan, which I believe is like 300% historically accurate. They’re actually modelled off a genuine Tudor pattern but then made ridiculous because who am I.

Worn with thigh highs and a 18th C shirt cuz it was all I had to hand and frankly shirts don’t change that much lol.

Watermark is to my Instagram! @oh.papillon

[dogsuffrageboys]

These are Taako’s

[leisure]

I do this. This is Final Pam. You remember how your backyard barbecue go, the Smiths. Pretty good it doesn’t seem. Haha, I tell little joke.

NEXT TIME YOU INVITE PAM!

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[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

what mcelroy live show is this from

[forystr]

hey, i did these a good half a year ago for my final piece in college and decided finally that i hate them less enough to post somewhere. the concept was book covers. 

[dogsuffrageboys]

Justin’s best Nickname ever:

JUICER

[powerfulwizard]

when you’re on a date with a really cute girl and you’re going out on a hike and a little lizard waddles across your path

[powerfulwizard]

why’d this relatable dating meme get tagged as polygon did griffin grow his hair out or something