I Dont Know

Jacob. That's all you need to know

[lesbianjedimaster-blog]

one time my uncle bought a tumbleweed so every time one of his students made a bad joke he could roll it across the classroom 

[beyoffce]

[ratak-monodosico]

[theproblematicblogger]

My lifes not going too great at the moment. I had planned to have petted at least 40% of the dogs on planet earth by now and I have petted maybe 0.5% of the dogs.

[theproblematicblogger]

I just did the math and it turns out 0.5% of the dogs on the planet is 26 million and I dont even think I’ve petted that many :(

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

[teatray-inthesky]

[gaymosexuqueer]

forever reblog

[romanimp]

ALWAYS REBLOG.

[jinzlers]

[krudman]

I love this

[bigbigtruck]

"you come here often?" "DWARVEN CRAAAFTS"

[bitches-im-balin-blog]

"hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"

"FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"

[dextronoms]

"hey let me buy you a drin-"

"LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?"

[fuchsiamae]

"hey gorgeous-"

"I LIKE SHORTS! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!"

[therealsax]

"hey beauti-" "SOMETIMES, I DREAM ABOUT CHEESE"

[official-motherfuckinoedipus-de]

”are you an angel becau-”

”Talos the Mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give Praise! We are but maggots writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man you said, “Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now in royalty and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you.”  Aye, love! Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit the heavens and earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!”

[unfocusedmind]

[in-twilight-realms-blog]

[plagueutopia-deactivated2023021]

It’s back

[intheworstofways]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[oakh4rt]

this will always be my favorite

[shortvideosandstuff]

[6937529469274696869-deactivated]

Lana del Rey - Ride

[thunderthightning-deactivated20]

Get it because it’s a CELL WALL

[venusian--eye-deactivated201606]

oh my god

[fullstopmgnt]

two types of people

[playstation]

Destiny Out Tonight

omgomgomgomgomg. Dying to get started? Here are some slick wallpapers to celebrate the launch on PS4 and PS3. More Destiny details.

Download full resolution wallpapers here.

[twerkings-deactivated20130524]

do you ever wonder if your followers ever talk about you outside of tumblr

[yizere]

[forgivenessisourtorch-deactivat]

Can we just talk about the movie Shrek for a second here? Here we see the three bears in a cage, the baby bear is crying that it’s too small.  Now, back at Shreks swamp we see the baby bear still crying to his father, yet he’s not in a cage, Where’s his mother? Later on, it shows Lord Farquaads castle and it shows the Mother bear skinned and turned into a rug.

 Lord Farquaad SKINNED AND TURNED THE MOTHER BEAR INTO A RUG.  THAT’S WHY THE BABY BEAR IS STILL CRYING.

[wondyrwoman-deactivated20160623]

your husband seems like a dick kill him. also does ghosts still exist?

he is a dick and killing him is on my list, but he’s attractive so i’m going to get one more kid out of him

i’m not sure on the ghost front, i guess we’ll find out after i kill my husband and put his gravestone in my backyard 

[itseasytoremember]

YOU NEED TO MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS THAT THIS IS ABOUT THE SIMS

[mochilee-deactivated20191015]

my laptops fucked 

[spamaohno]

i hope they used a condom

[mochilee-deactivated20191015]

im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this

[hohoehoes]

america is just all the people europe didnt like

[elenapoopiehead]

I guess you could say they were All American Rejects