I Don't Even

Previously: f-e-e-l-sssssssssssss This is where I have mood swings and profess my love to certain people. Sorry if I come off a bit awkward or pushy or annoying or.... anything really. so yeah. Hi. You can call me Hart or whatever nickname you come up with.

[doki-doki-feels]

Shepard: but if we get married, who's gonna take care of my sheep????

Fiancé(e): what

Shepard: Because, you know, I won't be a SHEPARD any more.

Fiancé(e): I want a premarital divorce

[freelanceplatypus]

So this is pretty much my favorite au ever.

Bonus:

man I really wish I had a scanner

[padalickingood]

SCREECHES INTO THE NIGHT

[brainbabe]

"Speaking of cool shit, Ryan’s got something he wants to show everybody!"

/throws money at RT website

[x]

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

Bad Santa

[lightcommasticks]

[doki-doki-feels]

Okay I really need to watch the new sherlock episode

[sexbangs-deactivated20150430]

michael vs ryan

[mentalbravery]

Look at that little shit he fucking WENT for that water bottle he even stared it down

[doki-doki-feels]

Gavin "tripping" and "accidentally" pushing a pervert down a flight of stairs at a train station Gavin "dropping" a knife on a rude guest's foot Gavin turning around quickly an "accidentally" stabbing someone in the chest with his pen Gavin "falling" near train tracks and pulls someone else down onto them instead while "trying to right himself" Gavin "accidentally" killing/injuring people 0u0

[joshawooott-deactivated20180513]

A new Kingdom Hearts pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-midquel sequel between Chain of Memories and Coded titled Kingdom Hearts 2.8439639567468 √12 base-65 Re:Re:Re:Re:Fwd Chain of Coded Death By Awakening Re:Re:Re: 592/9 Days FiNaL ReMiX HD Edition II

[khdecoded]

[louisiero]

what did baby corn say to mummy corn???

[louisiero]

where’s popcorn

[louisiero]

someone unfollowed me because of this joke i guess they found it too corny

[ewok-gia]

[lil-phox]

mama can u take me home im scared

[ewebean]

[mrrrrps-deactivated20201225]

Visit Original Link

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[shadowcat]

THIS IS RHE FUNNIEST SOUND THING IVE EVER HEARD ON THIS SITE IT MAJES ME LAUGH SO MUCH I LOVE IT IM SO JAPPY

[noneeyewithleftyork]

Visit Original Link

That time Michael made the cutest laugh in existence

he fucKING SQUEAKS OKAY HE SOUNDS LIKE A GODDAMN MOUSE

[0113yenglem]

Trying to click on a tab and accidentaly closing it

[mooncrestcookiecrumb]

YES!! finished it on time! X3 Happy New Years everyone! here’s a mavin video i made  all beautiful art belong’s to their rightful owners =D

[eleveni7]

[wzrdkelley]

now this is dope

[blackcosplayersofficial]

Character: Dijonay

Series: The Proud Family

[fuckyeahhardfemme]

Best cosplay ever, everyone else can go home