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stargirlfics

omfG HAVE U SEEN THIS ??!!!

I WANT HIM SO BAD the way he pushes her knee up 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

and the way his hips move ??!! i just know his stroke game is fucking LETHAL

YES UGH KILLS ME EVERY TIME LIKE ALL THE MOVEMENTS HE DOES ARE SO SEXY I HATE HIM 😩

lucy-sky

Make me choose: Shane Walsh or Frank Castle (requested by @darlingshane)

Two years ago I already chose Shane, so I thought now it’s Frank’s turn :)

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dolanheadlinesforavengersducks

jon is so hot

#jon bernthal #obsessed

daniel-with-an-l

Cobra Kai + Facebook Memes

dastardlydorito

A man of culture and taste

s8vvvy

So many of my mutuals on here I wanna vibe with but i’m shy so i’ll just use my psychic powers to send my love out to ya

quinlinkin

weird & wonderful ships + kisses !! 💋

dolanheadlinesforavengersducks

i wana be ruby soo bad rn🤧 i love this though❤️

williamsriri

RHODEY BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION WEEK ↳ 6 Moments: Rhodey + “I’m about to end this man’s whole career”

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thisiswhymomworries

writing smut like

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

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and how many of those synonyms am I actually willing to use

thisiswhymomworries

tier 1 (most accepted, considered sexy): cock, dick, erection

tier 2 (generally accepted): arousal, length, manhood, member, shaft

tier 3 (clinical, too formal, but not cheesy): groin, penis, phallus

tier 4 (cheesy, barely acceptable): [insert name] Jr., dong, junk, knob, prick, rod, tool, wand, wood

tier 5 (ridiculous, unacceptable, pls don’t): anything to do with beer cans, baby-maker, bishop, choad, donger, dragon, fuck wand, fun stick, hog, johnson, jimmy, lap rocket, little [insert name], love muscle/rod/stick, meat stick, one-eyed [anything], piston, private eye, schlong, trouser snake, wiener, winkie

tier 6 (you’re literally a fourth grader): baby arm, baloney pony, beaver basher, beef whistle, custard launcher, dude piston, flesh flute, heat-seeking moisture missile, krull the warrior king, luigi, mayo shooting hotdog gun, meter long king kong dong, pig skin bus, piss weasle, purple-headed yogurt flinger, purple-helmeted warrior of love, schlong dongadoodle, single barreled pump action bollock, spawn hammer, steamin’ semen truck, tan banana, thundersword, wang doodle, whoopie stick, wing wang doodle, yogurt shotgun

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Everything was hot. Hanamaki pressed matsukawa against the brick wall behind the night club they went to a few hours ago. Both of them were a little bit drunk; but not too drunk, so they could enjoy this. Hanamaki moaned into matsukawa’s ear and then started to kiss his neck. Matsukawa’s custard launcher twitched at that, his neck was one of his most sensitive parts. Matsukawa wanted to feel hanamaki’s heat-seeking moisture middle too, so he turned around, his piss weasle now tightly pressed against hanamaki’s tan banana. They both moaned together, their flesh flutes both leaking now. “Pull your pants down, I want to see it.” Hanamaki panted. “Want to see what, makki?” Matsukawa asked in a teasing tone. “Your.. your schlong dongadoodle mattsun, please..” Matsukawa moaned at that erotic sentence and pulled his pants of and then makki’s. Both of their spawn hammers were flushed red. Hanamaki didn’t waste any more time and grabbed matsukawa’s luigi. Matsukawa looked into hanamaki’s eyes; normally they were shining but right now they were dark, filled with lust and need, with passion and love. He pressed matsukawa’s baby arm against his own, he loved coming off like this. They always managed to come together. “Mattsun..” Hanamaki’s whimpered. “I’m so sorry, I’m so close already. Your wing wang doodle just feels too good.” “Same here..” Matsukawa grunted. A few more strokes and it took both over them over the edge, their whoopie sticks shooting strings of white fluid against each other’s shirts. Luckily they both had things to change with them; always prepared for the worst. They both panted, cleaned themselves up and put on the new clothes. “Do you know how much I love your single barreled pump action bollock?” Matsukawa whispered to hanamaki. “I know. And you already know how much I love your meter long King Kong dong.”

devilcouldweep

@schwing-alicious meter long King Kong dong///

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Is that Mink’s

devilcouldweep

Yes because Mink is thicc 👌👌😏

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👀👉👌

eleleth

dolanheadlinesforavengersducks

i love this

bluecatkate

Chrollo, Phinks, Shalnark, Feitan, Illumi, Meruem, Cheetu: exists Me: I see what you’re doing here, “HxH”! But you won’t make me love these horrible villains just because they are badass and look pretty! Cheetu: episodes 93-95 Feitan: episode 97 Meruem: Falls in love with Komugi and gets nice character development. Illumi: just exists Me: