omfG HAVE U SEEN THIS ??!!!
I WANT HIM SO BAD the way he pushes her knee up 😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨
and the way his hips move ??!! i just know his stroke game is fucking LETHAL
YES UGH KILLS ME EVERY TIME LIKE ALL THE MOVEMENTS HE DOES ARE SO SEXY I HATE HIM 😩

No title available
Stranger Things

Andulka
Peter Solarz
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Not today Justin
h

Kaledo Art

JBB: An Artblog!
No title available
trying on a metaphor
No title available

Origami Around
Cosmic Funnies

pixel skylines

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

JVL

izzy's playlists!

Love Begins
Keni

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Türkiye

seen from Lithuania
seen from United States
seen from New Zealand

seen from Germany

seen from United Kingdom

seen from United States
seen from Australia

seen from Iraq
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
@dolanheadlinesforavengersducks
omfG HAVE U SEEN THIS ??!!!
I WANT HIM SO BAD the way he pushes her knee up 😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨
and the way his hips move ??!! i just know his stroke game is fucking LETHAL
YES UGH KILLS ME EVERY TIME LIKE ALL THE MOVEMENTS HE DOES ARE SO SEXY I HATE HIM 😩
Make me choose: Shane Walsh or Frank Castle (requested by @darlingshane)
Two years ago I already chose Shane, so I thought now it’s Frank’s turn :)
jon is so hot
Cobra Kai + Facebook Memes
A man of culture and taste
So many of my mutuals on here I wanna vibe with but i’m shy so i’ll just use my psychic powers to send my love out to ya
weird & wonderful ships + kisses !! 💋
i wana be ruby soo bad rn🤧 i love this though❤️
RHODEY BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION WEEK ↳ 6 Moments: Rhodey + “I’m about to end this man’s whole career”
writing smut like
how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?
and how many of those synonyms am I actually willing to use
tier 1 (most accepted, considered sexy): cock, dick, erection
tier 2 (generally accepted): arousal, length, manhood, member, shaft
tier 3 (clinical, too formal, but not cheesy): groin, penis, phallus
tier 4 (cheesy, barely acceptable): [insert name] Jr., dong, junk, knob, prick, rod, tool, wand, wood
tier 5 (ridiculous, unacceptable, pls don’t): anything to do with beer cans, baby-maker, bishop, choad, donger, dragon, fuck wand, fun stick, hog, johnson, jimmy, lap rocket, little [insert name], love muscle/rod/stick, meat stick, one-eyed [anything], piston, private eye, schlong, trouser snake, wiener, winkie
tier 6 (you’re literally a fourth grader): baby arm, baloney pony, beaver basher, beef whistle, custard launcher, dude piston, flesh flute, heat-seeking moisture missile, krull the warrior king, luigi, mayo shooting hotdog gun, meter long king kong dong, pig skin bus, piss weasle, purple-headed yogurt flinger, purple-helmeted warrior of love, schlong dongadoodle, single barreled pump action bollock, spawn hammer, steamin’ semen truck, tan banana, thundersword, wang doodle, whoopie stick, wing wang doodle, yogurt shotgun
Everything was hot. Hanamaki pressed matsukawa against the brick wall behind the night club they went to a few hours ago. Both of them were a little bit drunk; but not too drunk, so they could enjoy this. Hanamaki moaned into matsukawa’s ear and then started to kiss his neck. Matsukawa’s custard launcher twitched at that, his neck was one of his most sensitive parts. Matsukawa wanted to feel hanamaki’s heat-seeking moisture middle too, so he turned around, his piss weasle now tightly pressed against hanamaki’s tan banana. They both moaned together, their flesh flutes both leaking now. “Pull your pants down, I want to see it.” Hanamaki panted. “Want to see what, makki?” Matsukawa asked in a teasing tone. “Your.. your schlong dongadoodle mattsun, please..” Matsukawa moaned at that erotic sentence and pulled his pants of and then makki’s. Both of their spawn hammers were flushed red. Hanamaki didn’t waste any more time and grabbed matsukawa’s luigi. Matsukawa looked into hanamaki’s eyes; normally they were shining but right now they were dark, filled with lust and need, with passion and love. He pressed matsukawa’s baby arm against his own, he loved coming off like this. They always managed to come together. “Mattsun..” Hanamaki’s whimpered. “I’m so sorry, I’m so close already. Your wing wang doodle just feels too good.” “Same here..” Matsukawa grunted. A few more strokes and it took both over them over the edge, their whoopie sticks shooting strings of white fluid against each other’s shirts. Luckily they both had things to change with them; always prepared for the worst. They both panted, cleaned themselves up and put on the new clothes. “Do you know how much I love your single barreled pump action bollock?” Matsukawa whispered to hanamaki. “I know. And you already know how much I love your meter long King Kong dong.”
@schwing-alicious meter long King Kong dong///
Is that Mink’s
Yes because Mink is thicc 👌👌😏
i love this
Chrollo, Phinks, Shalnark, Feitan, Illumi, Meruem, Cheetu: exists Me: I see what you’re doing here, “HxH”! But you won’t make me love these horrible villains just because they are badass and look pretty! Cheetu: episodes 93-95 Feitan: episode 97 Meruem: Falls in love with Komugi and gets nice character development. Illumi: just exists Me:
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
voidethered:
ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
wait, does that mean?
oh boy…….
Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.
Observe…
IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It can’t be true.
And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so far…
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
… Actually …
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Can’t be that bad!
….
…oh my god…
ask-gmodsfmrocks:
LOL
This just gets better and better
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
The Gravity Falls one though
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK
Okay Clearly something is up.
Hmm… I wonder
I’m sure nothing could possibly…
HOLY SHIT
IT GOT BETTER
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!
I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…
Never not reblog
IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.
Oh my God, there are so many new ones
Friggin, yis
Always reblog.
Tyler and Jesse Posey ~ Troix Boys Of Summer 2013
hotties !!
Does anyone else love Ben from the walking dead game? I feel so alone here …
idk what i expected but i’m still mad