more on the plushies ask i sent cause i rlly love fluff w the hats boys
jack, when u dont give him attention places ur fav plushie over his face and pretends to be talking to u
âur so busy.. u dont want me anymoreâ til u snatch it from him
vs pope who pretends to punch ur plushies til u turn to face him and act like he did nothing wrong. while ur poor plushieâs face is smashed in
Jack who just huffs dramatically, flips over and cuddles up with your stuffies when youâre not paying attention to him. being a fuckinâ weirdo âyeah she said she doesnât love us anymore. said weâre old news and that sheâs gonna throw us out soonâow!â
vs
Pope whoâs idea of play is holding ur stuffed animals by the neck and going âif you donât wanna kiss me thatâs fine, but heâll get it. you want mr. barnacles to suffer?â or coming out the bathroom to see their faces smushed in. âPope whatâd you do!!â âwhat? i didnât do nothinâ. they started it, starinâ at me n shit.â heâs so weird
sammy bryant, who takes his gf to a pool party and gets lots of jeers along the lines of "do you know what to do with all that?" from his coworkers as she lays out in a lounge chair in a cute little bikini.
yes anon. YES! such a lovely idea i hope i brought it to life properly <3
thinking about how sammy bryant and everyone else thinks youâre way out of his league.
it started with the obvious, you were the most beautiful person heâd ever laid eyes on. sammy was all nervous and tongue tied around you from the moment you came into the department as an important witness for one of his cases. it took about three months of coming around for questioning and also just stopping by to âstay updatedâ before you had to be embarrassingly direct. âsammy? are you ever gonna ask me out or should i stop with the muffin and coffee visits?â he had been absolutely baffled that you wanted to date him.
and so was everyone else at the station. you started coming around more often, no longer a witness but as his girlfriend. you charmed everyone instantly with your sweet personality, bubbly conversations, and of course⊠youâre hot at shit. all the detectives canât keep their eyes off you when you prance into the department in a tiny skirt and lunch that you made for sammy.
and they especially canât look away right now. in the backyard of one of the detectives houses as you sit in the cutest little bikini with bows on it. youâre stretched out on one of the lounge chairs giggling and getting to know to the other girlfriends and wives of sammyâs coworkers. sammy is at the grill with all the other guys, uncomfortably flipping burgers while they all jeer at him.
they start off strong with their taunts. âyou payinâ her sammy?â and âhow much prison time did ya threaten her with if she didnât date you?â. sammy is beet red at this point. heâs about to snap and pull up the sex tape the two of you made last night where you were sobbing from how good he made you feel, when the new rookie chimes in. âyeah bryant. do you even know what to do with all that?â
âof course i do!â his angry yell rings out through the backyard. everyone turns their head at the noise. sammy looks around sheepishly at the wide eyes he gets. he finds yours that are filled with concern âeverything okay sammy?â. he nods once, then turns back to the grill as the other detectives double over in laughter.
little do they know, on the other side of the pool youâre telling the other women that sammy bryant knows exactly what to do with âall thatâ.
"you've seriously gotten a noise complaint!?" one of the wives asks you. you giggle through your response, probs too tipsy and oversharing. "we've gotten so many i stopped keeping track! what can i say? he always makes me scream." all jaws drop to the floor, mascara'd eyes blowing wide at your words. "really?" a blonde asks you in disbelief. you scoff and shrug casually as if what you're about to say is the bare minimum. âbig time. itâs because he makes sure i come at least twice before he even tries to have sex. never settles ladies." all female eyes curiously trail across the yard to your boyfriend with a newfound respect for the man that apparently keeps you more than satisfied.
you're feeling wayyy too comfortable at this point, so you're a little glad when you hear sammy's voice cut through your next admission. "oh and! he does this thing with his tongue that makes me literally black out right when he-" "baby?" your head snaps to your boyfriend who is now only a few feet away. he has a plate of food put together for you of everything you like without you even having to ask. all the women clock it, then glare at their partners who are already eating at the outdoor table. sammy looks very flushed as he hands it to you, most definitely from hearing your words.
actually, all of the detectives hear your words. but not from you. nope, sammys coworkers got an earful about your amazing sex life later that night at home from their spouses. the next day at the station, they all stare at sammy as if they've never seen him before.
sammy's instantly flustered and heavily confused at the almost astonished looks he's receiving. it isn't until the same rookie who had questioned his abilities the previous night comes up to him and says, "hey man... if you're ever um- givin' out any tips for... y'know- i would uh, appreciate it." that he understands that everyone now knows exactly how he gets a girl like you to date him.
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