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Did the cat just give–

Cats actually can tell babies are little humans and as a general rule of thumb they tend to go easier on babies and will tolerate more behaviors they usually do not tolerate in adults. Not only that but many cats can become overprotective of babies and show them a lot of affection. Or if they hate babies they will just hide and run away instead of attacking. Obviously exceptions exist, but I find this proclivity to be so heartwarming

business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -

Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think

me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.

...

me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

finally got my hands on this popcorn @ Westgate.. craving fulfilled!... tho i did tell the hubs that we should go to JB the next time we wanna get this.

#snack #popcorn

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Life is too short to waste your time on people who don’t respect, appreciate, and value you.

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Let the improvement of yourself keep you so busy that you have no time to criticize others.

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dollsnboys

love this show!

took the day off to spend time with the hubs! went to Jcube to watch Chasing the Dragon and went bag-shopping at Fourskin... had our meal at Pizza Hut where we tried this dessert!

BELATED BIRTHDAY PRESENT TO ME!!! finally found it at Metro causeway point...

had my Mr Vampire drink after the ecda briefing with the rest of the Woodlands Cluster principals and a few friends... love the drink!

FINALLY GOT MY HANDS ON THIS CARD!! went around to various 7-11 stores to search for this.. went to Marsiling mrt, yishun, causeway point, admiralty... and finally, found it at Cuppage Plaza (ecda briefing).

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If you want to do something, you have to do it now. If you want to say something, you have to say it now. And more importantly, you have to do it yourself. It’s your life, you’re the one who dies, you’re the one who loses it.

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